Tiny Toons' Night Ghoulery/Transcript

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Tiny Toon Adventures: Night Ghoulery/Transcript

Prologue

(The special begins with a view of a scarecrow with a pumpkin for a head. The scarecrow is in a cemetary very similar to the one in the 1993 Tim Burton film, The Nightmare Before Christmas. The camera moves to the right of the screen, past the cemetary, until it comes to Spiral Hill, directly in front of the moon. Standing atop Spiral Hill is The Pumpkin Guy, who the camera then zooms in on)

Pumpkin Guy (singing): "Tonight's my night, I'm The Pumpkin Guy,"

(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of The Pumpkin Guy, who resembles Jack Skellington from The Nightmare Before Christmas. However, he has a white pumpkin for a head and a purple suit. He is standing on the right side of the screen)

Pumpkin Guy (singing): On all Hallow's eve, I'll fly through the sky, but alas and alack, I'm bored out of my skull, my once favorite holiday has grown so dull!"

(As The Pumpkin Guy is singing, his Ghost Dog, a parody of Zero, flies towards him. The Ghost Dog has taken the form of a piece of tissue paper in a box. The Pumpkin Guy picks up his Ghost Dog and blows his nose on him. He then puts him back in the box as it flies away)

Pumpkin Guy (singing): "It's tired, trite, and also routine."

(The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view as Spiral Hill forms into an escalator, which The Pumpkin Guy rides down)

Pumpkin Guy (singing): "I crave different thrills on this Halloween."

(The Pumpkin guy walks offscreen. The camera cuts to a view of the forest he is in as the sun rises. The Pumpkin Guy gasps upon what he sees. The camera cuts to a view of a tree with a picture of Abraham Lincoln and George Washington wearing party hats with a birthday cake on its door, indicating President's Day. It then moves to the left side of the screen, until it reaches a tree with a picture of a groundhog under the sun, seeing its shadow on its door, indicating Groundhog Day. It then moves to the left side of the screen again, until it reaches a tree with a picture of a calendar that says, APRIL 15 on its door, indicating Tax Day. It then cuts to a view of The Pumpkin Guy, who is impressed with what he sees as he looks around. When he reaches the right side of the screen, he gasps, seeming to have made a decision. The camera then cuts to a view of a tree with the Tiny Toon Adventures rainbow logo on its door and zooms in on it. It then cuts back to The Pumpkin Guy, who gasps again as he walks toward the door)

Pumpkin Guy (singing): "I wonder what hides beyond this door,"

(The camera cuts to an opposing view of the doorknob, where The Pumpkin Guy's reflection can be seen as he prepares to grab it with his right hand)

Pumpkin Guy (singing): "It just might be what I'm looking for."

(The Pumpkin Guy grabs the doorknob and turns it. The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view as he prepares to open it. An instrumental of the Tiny Toon Adventures Theme Song plays as the door collapses atop The Pumpkin Guy, flattening him. Buster jumps out of the doorway and lands on the door)

Buster (singing): "We're Tiny,"

Babs (singing as she jumps out of the doorway and lands on the door): "We're toony,"

(Fifi, Elmyra, Plucky, Hamton, Monty, and Shirley all appear onscreen in front of them)

Buster, Babs, Fifi, Elmyra, Plucky, Hamton, Monty, and Shirley (singing): "We're all a little looney,"

(The camera cuts to a view of the full moon at night and moves down until it reaches the cemetary. Buster and Babs resemble and even act like zombies)

Buster, Babs, Fifi, Elmyra, Plucky, Hamton, Monty, and Shirley (singing): "And under a full mooney, we're something to be seen!"

(The camera cuts to a view of Plucky and Hamton in a haunted mansion)

Plucky (singing): "Things could get hairy,"

Hamton (singing as he turns into a werepig and scares Plucky, who then turns into a Frankenstein monster): "And just a little scary,"

Buster and Babs (singing as they appear onscreen): "So we're saying to be wary, on this Halloween!"

(The camera cuts to a view of a blue background. A ghoul, a ghost, and a goblin all appear onscreen, keeping in rhythm with the song. The goblin ducks, revealing Buster and Babs behind him)

Buster and Babs (singing offscreen): "Ghouls, ghosts, and goblins are coming out at night,"

Fifi and Shirley (singing as they appear on the right side of the screen): "They'll flex their jaws,"

Plucky and Hamton (singing as they appear on the left side of the screen): "And show their claws,"

Buster, Babs, Plucky, Hamton, Shirley, and Fifi: "Filling us with fright!"

(As they sing, the screen turns bright, then the camera zooms out, revealing the full moon as bats fly from it. The camera cuts to a view of Monty and Elmyra together, in front of a blue background)

Monty (singing as he points to Elmyra with his left arm): "The monsters will find you,"

Elmyra (singing as she points to the left side of the screen with her right arm): "You better look behind you,"

(The camera zooms out, revealing the silhouette of a Frankenstein monster on the left side of the screen, which Monty stares in shock at. The screen goes dark, then the faces of Buster, Babs, Plucky, and Hamton appear, holding flashlights underneath)

Buster, Babs, Plucky, and Hamton (singing): "It's Tiny Toon Adventures, and it's quite a sight!"

(The camera cuts to a view of Buster and Babs at the cemetary at night. They are dressed in old-fashioned clothes, namely a red tuxedo and a dark blue bow tie for Buster and a blue dress and pink hat for Babs)

Buster (singing): "The holiday's started,"

(The camera zooms out, revealing a tombstone on the left side of the screen, which a vulture is sitting atop)

Babs (singing): "To bless the dear departed,"

Buster and Babs (singing as they jump in front of the background and pull it up, revealing Elmyra, Hamton, Plucky, and two children sitting around a campfire): "And now, for the faint-hearted,"

Elmyra (singing): "We're telling scary tales!"

(Elmyra makes a scary face, which scares Plucky, Hamton, and the children. The camera cuts to a view of Plucky and Monty in front of a blue background. Plucky is dressed like Freddy Kreuger from the A Nightmare on Elm Street film series, and Monty is dressed like J. Paul Getty)

Plucky and Monty (singing): "Our costumes are ready!"

Plucky (singing as he puts his hat on): "I'm dressing up as Freddy!"

Monty (singing as he pulls a wad of cash out of his tuxedo with his right arm): "I'll be J. Paul Getty!"

Gogo (singing as he jumps in and turns his head into Soupy Sales'): "I"m the scary Soupy Sales!"

(Monty and Plucky huddle up against each other and stare in fear. The camera cuts to a view outside a house. On the left side of the screen, Hamton is dressed like Barney Rubble from The Flintstones and Shirley is dressed like Jeannie from I Dream of Jeannie. On the right side of the screen, Plucky is dressed like Freddy Kreuger and Fifi is dressed like Dot Warner from Animaniacs.)

Hamton, Shirley, Plucky, and Fifi (singing): "We'll wear our outfits, and knock on neighbors' doors,"

(Plucky knocks on the door with his right hand. The camera cuts to a side view of the door as a human hand reaches out and places the candy in Hamton, Shirley, Plucky, and Fifi's trick-or-treat bags)

Plucky (singing): "We'll trick or treat,"

Hamton (singing): "And then we'll eat,"

(The camera zooms out, revealing Hamton, Shirley, Plucky, and Fifi's trick-or-treat bags to be very full)

Hamton, Shirley, Plucky, and Fifi (singing): "Candies by the score!"

(The camera cuts to a view of The Pumpkin Guy in front of a purple background. Plucky and Hamton suddenly appear on the left side of the screen, and Buster and Monty appear on the right)

Buster, Plucky, Hamton, and Monty (singing) "We're fearful,"

(Shirley suddenly appears on the left side of the screen and Babs, Fifi, and Elmyra appear on the right)

Babs, Shirley, Fifi, and Elmyra (singing): "We're frightening,"

Babs (singing as she points to The Pumpkin Guy with her right arm): "Watch out for that lightning!"

(The lightning strikes The Pumpkin Guy, scorching him)

Buster, Babs, Fifi, Elmyra, Plucky, Hamton, Monty, and Shirley (singing): "It's Tiny Toon Adventures and it's Halloween!"

(The title card plummets down and flattens The Pumpkin Guy. Buster and Babs emerge from the rainbow logo, dressed like vampires)

Buster and Babs (singing): "Now let the show be-geen!"

Pumpkin Guy (wearily as he lifts up the title card): "How long till' Mother's Day?"

(The screen fades to black)

The Tell-Tale Vacuum

(Irises of Buster, Hamton, Dizzy, Elmyra, Gogo, Babs, and Plucky making weird facial expressions appear onscreen, as does the text, TINY TOONS and NIGHT GHOULERY. The one of Plucky slams into the camera)

Plucky: "Oof!"

(Plucky sighs as he falls over. The camera moves down, until it reaches a hallway of paintings and a statue of Plucky in a fancy suit, a la Night Gallery. Babs walks in, dressed like Rod Serling)

Babs (Rod Serling voice): "This evening's diversion; a cluster of curious canvases from Weirdsville."

(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view and moves to the right side of the screen, until it reaches a red cloth covering one of the paintings)

'Babs (Rod Serling voice): "Each peculiar painting; a ticket to Strangeland." (As she appears on the left side of the screen, in her normal voice) "That would be one stop past Weirdsville."

(The camera cuts to a view of Babs as she walks towards the painting covered in the red cloth)

Babs (Rod Serling Voice): "Case in point, the most gruesome, heart-stoppingly horrific image ever to be framed."

(Babs removes the cloth with her right arm, revealing the painting to be of an eight-year-old Babs, wearing a green dress and matching green ear ribbons, with a goofy expression on her face)

Babs: "It's my third grade school photo!"

(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of Babs, zooming in on her as she screams)

Babs: "AAAAH!"

(The camera cuts back to the previous view as Babs backs towards her third-grade school photo)

Babs (Rod Serling voice): "But I digress." (as she kicks her third-grade school photo out, revealing a painting of Plucky resembling The Scream painting) "Here's something almost as frightening;" (as the camera zooms in on the painting) "A haunting helping of horror and household appliances we call," (As the camera cuts to a close-up of the painting) "The Tell-Tale Vacuum."

(The screen fades to black, then to a view outside a mansion at night. Thunder booms and lightning flashes. The camera moves to the right side of the screen, past more mansions and leafless trees, until it reaches Hamton's house. In front of his house is a mailbox that says, HAMTON J. PIG. Thunder booms and lightning flashes as the camera zooms in on the house. The screen transitions to an overhead view inside Hamton's house and zooms out as Plucky narrates)

Plucky (narrating): "Typical, it is to say, how the idea came upon me, but come upon me, it did." (As the camera moves over to him, sitting in a chair, reading a newspaper) "And once in my brain, it grew, until finally, I was forced to act upon it." (as the screen transitions to a side view and Hamton vacuums near him) "Inside this, the most horrible of dwellings."

Hamton: "Feet."

Plucky (narrating as he lifts his feet and Hamton vacuums underneath): "The pig were a friend to me," (as the camera cuts to a view of him by himself and zooms in) "He had never slighted me or given me slight in the... slightest way."

Hamton (heard offscreen as he walks up to Plucky): "Feet."

Plucky (narrating as he lifts his feet and Hamton vacuums underneath): "It was not he who raised my ire and made my blood boil so,"

(The camera cuts to an overhead view of Plucky as Hamton walks back towards him)

Hamton: "Feet."

(Plucky lifts his feet and Hamton vacuums underneath again. The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of Plucky, who shakes his newspaper furiously at having to repeatedly lift his feet for Hamton to vacuum underneath)

Plucky (narrating as he lowers the newspaper and looks at Hamton): "It was his vacuum cleaner!" (as the camera cuts to a side view of him and zooms in on him) "Oh, the whining of that motor!" (as the camera cuts to a view of the vacuum as it moves back and forth across the floor) "Whenever it fell upon my ears, my blood rang cold!"

(The screen suddenly surrounds itself in ice. It then transitions to a close-up of Plucky's reading lamp)

Plucky (narrating): "And so, I decided my degrees..."

(The camera moves down to an irritated Plucky)

Hamton: "Feet."

Plucky (narrating as he lifts his feet so Hamton can vacuum underneath yet again): "...to take the life of that vacuum and be rid of it forever!" (In character) "Ha!"

(Plucky pulls his head back down under the newspaper as the screen transitions to a view outside Hamton's house. A light shines on the inside)

Plucky (narrating): "Mad, you say?" (as the camera zooms in on the attic window and transitions to a view inside as he shines his flashlight and walks across it) "Slightly imbalanced in the face of opposition, you say if you have the time? Hmm? Well, would a madman do this?"

(The camera cuts to a view of Plucky as he approaches a mirror. He looks at his reflection and makes weird facial expressions and noises at it. He then laughs wickedly)

Plucky (to the viewers): "Don't answer that."

(Plucky walks away. The camera cuts to a view of his backside as he walks down the hallway, shining his flashlight. When he reaches the end, the light forms the shape of a keyhole as a transition to the next scene, just outside Hamton's door. The camera zooms out as Plucky opens the door)

Plucky (narrating): "Nevertheless, it was in the dead of night that my deed took place." (as the camera cuts to an overhead view, focusing on the spotlight as it moves across the room) "In the very chamber, where lying," (as the camera cuts to a view of the foot of Hamton's bed, focusing on the spotlight as it moves over Hamton, who is asleep in it) "Not only my pig friend," (as the camera focuses on the spotlight as it moves over to a cradle, where Hamton's vacuum cleaner is) "but the very item that vexed me so."

(The camera cuts to a view outside Hamton's room as Plucky closes the door. The screen fades to black, then the camera moves over to a window as Plucky sneaks towards it. He is unaware of the toy Batmobile left on the floor)

Plucky (narrating): "Never hath a man, or duck for that matter, been more stealthful or sly in stalking his prey."

(The camera cuts to a close-up of the toy Batmobile as Plucky steps on it. It then cuts to a zoomed-out view, focusing on Plucky as he slips across the room)

Plucky: "Whoa! Whoo!"

(The camera cuts to a view of the foot of Hamton's bed, focusing on Plucky as he continues to slip across the room. It then cuts to a side view of Hamton's bookcase as he crashes into it, knocking it over. Plucky grunts as he tries to hold the bookcase steady by leaning against it. The camera cuts to an opposing view as Plucky continues trying to hold the bookcase steady, eventually managing to get it back upright. He gives a contented sigh as the camera moves up to the top of the bookcase, revealing the piggy bank on top wobbling. It falls off the bookcase, then the camera cuts to a view of Plucky at the bottom of the bookcase as he catches the piggy bank with his foot)

Plucky: "Eek! Ugh! Phew!"

(The piggy bank falls over anyway and breaks. The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of Plucky as he nervously covers his eyes with his left hand. He pulls his left hand down, then the camera cuts to a view of Hamton, still asleep in his bed, but also mumbling. He kicks his blanket and turns to his right side. The camera then cuts to a silhouette of Plucky, who wipes his head in relief, only for the bookcase to fall on top of him. His head breaks through it and a single book is open atop it. The camera cuts back to Hamton, who rises from his bed and points with both arms like a zombie, then to an opposing view as the book flies off Plucky's head. Plucky is now worried he might have accidentally awoken Hamton, who the camera cuts back to)

Hamton: "Fetch a bucket, Luke! Barn's on fire!"

(The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view as Hamton collapses back into bed, and starts snoring. It then cuts back to Plucky)

Plucky (narrating): "I quickly made forth to the object of my evil,"

(Plucky runs out of the bookcase. The camera cuts to an overhead view of the floor, focusing on Plucky's shadow as it approaches the vacuum)

Plucky (narrating): "But oddly as I approached," (as the camera cuts to a zoomed-in view as the shadows of Plucky's arms hover over the vacuum) "It seemed harmless." (as the camera cuts to an opposing view of Plucky) "Then, it started." (as his covers his ears as the vacuum's motor whirrs in the background) "The sound, the sound!"

(The camera zooms in on Plucky, then cuts back to the previous view as the shadows of Plucky's arms hover over the vacuum)

Plucky (narrating): "It quickly rekindled my devious intent." (as his body covers the screen as a transition to the next scene, where he opens the door) "Yay, verily, forsooth, and ignax," (as the camera cuts to an opposing view of the doorway as Plucky and Hamton's vacuum appear in it) "The sound grew louder, louder, I say!" (As the camera moves to the left side of the screen, until it and Plucky reach the hallway) "And more loud!"

(As Plucky drags the vacuum by its electrical cord, his silhouette and the vacuum's fill the wall)

Plucky (narrating): "I calmfully set about to dismantle the hideous machine."

(Plucky's silhouette pulls out that of a mallet, which he uses to whack the vacuum with. The camera cuts to a view of the vacuum's pieces as they fly into the air, then to a view of the mallet as Plucky lifts it up, then uses it to whack the vacuum again. It then cuts to a view of the vacuum's silhouette as it malfunctions, followed by a view of an irritated Plucky with hypnotic eyes, zooming in on it, until the destroyed vacuum can be seen in the pupils. The screen then transitions to a view of the destroyed vacuum itself as Plucky whacks it with the mallet once more, causing an explosion effect, and the screen to go dark. When it is lit again, the camera blurriedly zooms in and out on the exhausted Plucky, holding the mallet in his right hand, and panting)

Plucky (narrating): "I am not proud of what I did," (as he drops the mallet) "Well, maybe a little." (as the camera cuts to an overhead view of him as he pushes the chair and rug aside, pulls out a crowbar, and lifts the floorboards with it) "but the sound would trouble me no more." (as the camera cuts to a side view of him as he reaches offscreen with his left arm and pushes in Hamton's vacuum motor) "And my care in disposing of the remains was so meticulous," (as the camera cuts to a view underneath the floorboards as Plucky puts the rest of the pieces in) "So cunning, so... really really good, that no one would ever detect what had been done." (as the camera cuts to an underhead view as Plucky places the floorboards back) "The perfect crime."

(The screen transitions to a view of Hamton's wall, and the camera moves down to Plucky sitting in his chair, reading a newspaper, zooming on him)

Plucky (narrating): "The blissful quiet of the next evening was matched only by the calm I felt," (as the camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of him) "Knowing that my secret was undetectable."

Hamton (heard offscreen): "Plucky?"

Plucky (as he lowers his newspaper): "Yes, oh my pig friend?"

(The camera cuts to an opposing view as Hamton walks up to Plucky)

Hamton: "Have you seen my vacuum cleaner? I can't find it anywhere."

(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of Hamton as Plucky walks up to him)

Plucky: "What a shame. I suggest you look high and low, for and aft, hither and yonforth."

(The camera cuts to a zoomed-out opposing view as Plucky backs down into his chair and picks up his newspaper. Hamton walks way)

Plucky (narrating): "You may think me mad for suggesting that he searched," (as the camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of him and moves down to under the chair) "But so confident was I of my hiding place, that I had nothing to fear!"

(The screen transitions to the next scene. Plucky is still sitting in his chair as Hamton walks up to his)

Hamton: "It's no use." (as he sits down in his chair) "I just can't find it."

Plucky (as he puts down his newspaper): "Well then, my friend, let us sit and enjoy some meaningless chit-chat."

Hamton: "I really looked everywhere for it. I don't know how I could lose a vacuum cleaner."

(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of Plucky)

Plucky (narrating): "I listened to my friend drone on, perfectly at ease."

Hamton (heard offscreen as the camera zooms in on Plucky): "It couldn't have just gotten up and walked away. That vacuum weighed 7.2 pounds, and was one of the heavier ones that had a light in front. Well, there was one that was heavier, but it had an 8-watt bulb, and mine had a 15-watt, which is odd, cause' you'd think the small bulb would be lighter, and the whole machine would be lighter, but nowadays they put all kinds of different handle types and, and even the power cords that could have a significant effect on the weight on the machine, which they make up for with power-assist drives and fancy names like Zoom-Vroom, but there's nothing like pushing a big, heavy vacuum across some soiled shag and hearing the little blinkety-blink of objects going around the meter bar, and into the bag."

(As Hamton continues talking, Plucky grows more and more weary. The screen transitions to a view of Hamton, who is still talking)

Plucky (narrating): "But ere long, I wished his monologue to end. There grew a ringing in my ears."

(The screen transitions to an opposing view as Hamton is still talking)

Plucky (narrating): "My head ached, but still, my slyly friend speaketh. Heh heh." (as he points to his head with his right hand) "And the ringing in my ears grew more persistent, until I realized," (as his head turns purple and he pulls the right sleeve of his robe up and down with his left arm) "It were not in my ears," (as he jumps out of his chair and the camera cuts to a close-up of him, zooming out on him) "It were... the vacuum!"

(The camera cuts to a view of Hamton, still talking, as Plucky nervously walks past him, holding his ears)

Plucky (narrating): "Did he not hear it? Louder it grew, louder and louder, until it was loudly loud! My pig friend chatted on. Was it possible he heard not?" (as he walks up to the camera, which cuts to an opposing view of him) "No no no! He heard! He suspected! He knew!" (as the camera cuts to an opposing view and red lines fill the screen) "And he was making a mockery of my horror!" (The screen transitions to view inside Plucky's eyes, then the camera zooms out as he looks at Hamton) "Oh!" (as the camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of him as he pulls his feathers out) "Anything was better than this punishment!" (as the camera cuts to a view of him as he bangs his head up against the stair rail) "Oh, what torture!" (as the camera cuts to a view of him as he picks up a lamp and smashes it against his head) "Oh, what misery!" (as the camera cuts to a view outside a pickup truck with an open door, which Plucky runs up to and slams his right thumb in) "Oh, what a feeling, Toyota!"

(The camera cuts back to Hamton, still talking, as Plucky runs up to him)

Plucky: "Villain! Stop!" (as he grabs Hamton and picks him up, pushing him back and forth against him) "Stop! I admit it! I did it! I did it!" (as he puts Hamton back down in his chair, crying) "I did it!"

(Plucky continues crying. The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view as he kicks his chair away)

Plucky: "Here! Here!" (as he picks up the floorboards and tosses them aside) "It is the whirring of your hideous vacuum!"

(The camera cuts to an opposing view as Plucky pulls out the pieces of Hamton's vacuum and shows them to him. He cries hysterically, then the camera cuts to an opposing view of Hamton)

Hamton: "You... you destroyed my vacuum?"

(The camera cuts to an opposing view of Plucky as he tosses the pieces aside)

Plucky: "Yes! Yes, I did it!" (crying) "I tore it limb from limb!" (as he crawls over to Hamton and grabs him) "Trounced, shredded, and sliced into slivery segments!" (crying) "Can you ever forgive me?"

(The camera cuts to an opposing underhead view of Hamton)

Hamton: "Yes, but you'll have to replace it."

(The camera cuts to an opposing view as Plucky reaches into his robe with his right arm)

Plucky: "Sure, sure! Heh heh!" (as he pulls out a wad of money and hands it to Hamton) "Anything!"

(The camera cuts back to the previous view as Hamton swats the money from Plucky's hand)

Hamton: "Money won't be necessary."

(One of the dollars fills up the screen, which is now black. It then transitions to the next scene, where Hamton is using Plucky as a vacuum, with a light bulb on his head. Plucky groans wearily as Hamton pushes him across the room. The camera cuts to a view of the hall as Hamton continues to push Plucky across it. It then cuts to a view of a corner with dust in it. Hamton repeatedly pushes Plucky against it, then the camera cuts to a view of him as he continues pushing Plucky across the floor, focusing on Plucky until he goes under his chair. The camera then cuts to a zoomed-out view as Hamton pulls Plucky out from underneath and walks away, followed by an opposing view as he sets the tired Plucky down on his head. He reaches for the closet doorknob with his left hand, then the camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of Plucky)

Plucky: "Are we... done?"

(The camera cuts to a view of Hamton)

Hamton: "No." (as he opens the closet door and crouches down) "Now it's time for the attachments!"

(Hamton stands back up and the camera focuses on him as he pulls out various vacuum attachments, then goes up to one in particular, which resembles a blade. It then cuts back to Plucky, who gasps in fear. The screen irises out on him, ending the sketch)

Sneezer the Sneezy Ghost

COMING SOON

The Devil Dog on the Moors

COMING SOON

Fuel

COMING SOON

The Devil and Daniel Webfoot

COMING SOON

Hold That Duck

COMING SOON

Night of the Living Dull

COMING SOON

Frankenmyra and Dizzygor

COMING SOON

A Gremlin On a Wing

COMING SOON

Epilogue

(The title card for the special appears as an instrumental of the Tiny Toon Adventures Theme Song plays. Buster emerges from the rainbow logo)

Buster (singing): "Our fright night has ended,"

Babs (singing as she emerges from the logo): "We hope you found it splendid,"

(The camera cuts to a view of Elmyra in front of a blue background as she shows the viewers that her scar from the Frankenmyra and Dizzygor sketch is no longer under her wig)

Elmyra (singing): "My nasty scar has mended,"

(The camera cuts to a view of Dizzy standing atop a mountain of trick-or-treat bags, one of which is standing right beside him)

Dizzy (singing): "And me go trick or treat!"

(The camera zooms out, revealing the rest of the mountain of trick-or-treat bags. It then cuts to a view of Plucky and Hamton nervously huddling each other whilst looking at a Frankenstein monster)

Plucky and Hamton (singing nervously): "We saw lots of creatures,"

(The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view, revealing Plucky and Hamton to be standing next to a movie poster that says, NOW PLAYING EVIL VII. Buster and Babs are on the left side of the screen)

Buster and Babs (singing): "And spoofed a lot of features,"

Buster, Babs, Plucky, and Hamton (singing): "We're scarier than teachers,"

(The camera cuts to a view of a very fat Dizzy surrounded by empty trick-or-treat bags and discarded candy wrappers)

Dizzy (singing): "But me had too much to eat,"

(The camera cuts to a view of Buster and Babs surrounded by the paintings in the wraparounds)

Buster and Babs (singing): "So turn on the lights now, you'll see it's safe for you,"

(The camera zooms out. Plucky, Hamton, and Gogo appear on the left side of the screen)

Plucky, Hamton, and Gogo (singing): "No ghastly ghouls,"

(Shirley, Fifi, and Elmyra appear on the right side of the screen)

Shirley, Fifi, and Elmyra (singing): "No scary fools,"

(Babs reaches for the lightbulb's string with her right arm and pulls it. The light turns oun, revealing they are in the forest from the prologue and are surrounded by monsters)

Buster, Babs, Plucky, Hamton, Gogo, Shirley, Fifi, and Elmyra (singing as they stare in shock and run away): "Well, maybe just a few!"

(The camera cuts to a view of the tree with the Tiny Toon Adventures rainbow logo as Buster, Babs, Plucky, Hamton, Shirley, Fifi, Gogo, and Elmyra all run towards it)

Buster, Babs, Plucky, Hamton, Gogo, Shirley, Fifi, and Elmyra (singing): "We're tiny, we're toony, we're all a little looney,"

(The title card for the special drops down. Buster and Babs emerge from the rainbow logo, whilst Dizzy, Elmyra, and Plucky appear on the left side of the screen, and Hamton, Monty, Sneezer, and Gogo appear on the right)

Buster, Babs, Plucky, Hamton, Dizzy, Elmyra, Monty, Sneezer, and Gogo (singing): "It's Tiny Toon Adventures, and that's all we've got!"

(Plucky, Hamton, Dizzy, Elmyra, Monty, Sneezer, and Gogo all leave. Buster and Babs remove their costumes, revealing them to belong to two Monster actors; a green monster with four eyes and pink lips with fangs for Buster, and a blue monster with pointy ears and purple spots for Babs)

Blue Monster Actor: "Gee, those costumes sure were hot!"

(The screen fades to black, and the credits roll, playing scenes from each of the sketches)