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Tiny Toon Adventures: Night Ghoulery/Transcript

Prologue

(The special begins with a view of a scarecrow with a pumpkin for a head. The scarecrow is in a cemetary very similar to the one in the 1993 Tim Burton film, The Nightmare Before Christmas. The camera moves to the right of the screen, past the cemetary, until it comes to Spiral Hill, directly in front of the moon. Standing atop Spiral Hill is The Pumpkin Guy, who the camera then zooms in on)

Pumpkin Guy (singing): "Tonight's my night, I'm The Pumpkin Guy,"

(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of The Pumpkin Guy, who resembles Jack Skellington from The Nightmare Before Christmas. However, he has a white pumpkin for a head and a purple suit. He is standing on the right side of the screen)

Pumpkin Guy (singing): On all Hallow's eve, I'll fly through the sky, but alas and alack, I'm bored out of my skull, my once favorite holiday has grown so dull!"

(As The Pumpkin Guy is singing, his Ghost Dog, a parody of Zero, flies towards him. The Ghost Dog has taken the form of a piece of tissue paper in a box. The Pumpkin Guy picks up his Ghost Dog and blows his nose on him. He then puts him back in the box as it flies away)

Pumpkin Guy (singing): "It's tired, trite, and also routine."

(The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view as Spiral Hill forms into an escalator, which The Pumpkin Guy rides down)

Pumpkin Guy (singing): "I crave different thrills on this Halloween."

(The Pumpkin guy walks offscreen. The camera cuts to a view of the forest he is in as the sun rises. The Pumpkin Guy gasps upon what he sees. The camera cuts to a view of a tree with a picture of Abraham Lincoln and George Washington wearing party hats with a birthday cake on its door, indicating President's Day. It then moves to the left side of the screen, until it reaches a tree with a picture of a groundhog under the sun, seeing its shadow on its door, indicating Groundhog Day. It then moves to the left side of the screen again, until it reaches a tree with a picture of a calendar that says, APRIL 15 on its door, indicating Tax Day. It then cuts to a view of The Pumpkin Guy, who is impressed with what he sees as he looks around. When he reaches the right side of the screen, he gasps, seeming to have made a decision. The camera then cuts to a view of a tree with the Tiny Toon Adventures rainbow logo on its door and zooms in on it. It then cuts back to The Pumpkin Guy, who gasps again as he walks toward the door)

Pumpkin Guy (singing): "I wonder what hides beyond this door,"

(The camera cuts to an opposing view of the doorknob, where The Pumpkin Guy's reflection can be seen as he prepares to grab it with his right hand)

Pumpkin Guy (singing): "It just might be what I'm looking for."

(The Pumpkin Guy grabs the doorknob and turns it. The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view as he prepares to open it. An instrumental of the Tiny Toon Adventures Theme Song plays as the door collapses atop The Pumpkin Guy, flattening him. Buster jumps out of the doorway and lands on the door)

Buster (singing): "We're Tiny,"

Babs (singing as she jumps out of the doorway and lands on the door): "We're toony,"

(Fifi, Elmyra, Plucky, Hamton, Monty, and Shirley all appear onscreen in front of them)

Buster, Babs, Fifi, Elmyra, Plucky, Hamton, Monty, and Shirley (singing): "We're all a little looney,"

(The camera cuts to a view of the full moon at night and moves down until it reaches the cemetary. Buster and Babs resemble and even act like zombies)

Buster, Babs, Fifi, Elmyra, Plucky, Hamton, Monty, and Shirley (singing): "And under a full mooney, we're something to be seen!"

(The camera cuts to a view of Plucky and Hamton in a haunted mansion)

Plucky (singing): "Things could get hairy,"

Hamton (singing as he turns into a werepig and scares Plucky, who then turns into a Frankenstein monster): "And just a little scary,"

Buster and Babs (singing as they appear onscreen): "So we're saying to be wary, on this Halloween!"

(The camera cuts to a view of a blue background. A ghoul, a ghost, and a goblin all appear onscreen, keeping in rhythm with the song. The goblin ducks, revealing Buster and Babs behind him)

Buster and Babs (singing offscreen): "Ghouls, ghosts, and goblins are coming out at night,"

Fifi and Shirley (singing as they appear on the right side of the screen): "They'll flex their jaws,"

Plucky and Hamton (singing as they appear on the left side of the screen): "And show their claws,"

Buster, Babs, Plucky, Hamton, Shirley, and Fifi: "Filling us with fright!"

(As they sing, the screen turns bright, then the camera zooms out, revealing the full moon as bats fly from it. The camera cuts to a view of Monty and Elmyra together, in front of a blue background)

Monty (singing as he points to Elmyra with his left arm): "The monsters will find you,"

Elmyra (singing as she points to the left side of the screen with her right arm): "You better look behind you,"

(The camera zooms out, revealing the silhouette of a Frankenstein monster on the left side of the screen, which Monty stares in shock at. The screen goes dark, then the faces of Buster, Babs, Plucky, and Hamton appear, holding flashlights underneath)

Buster, Babs, Plucky, and Hamton (singing): "It's Tiny Toon Adventures, and it's quite a sight!"

(The camera cuts to a view of Buster and Babs at the cemetary at night. They are dressed in old-fashioned clothes, namely a red tuxedo and a dark blue bow tie for Buster and a blue dress and pink hat for Babs)

Buster (singing): "The holiday's started,"

(The camera zooms out, revealing a tombstone on the left side of the screen, which a vulture is sitting atop)

Babs (singing): "To bless the dear departed,"

Buster and Babs (singing as they jump in front of the background and pull it up, revealing Elmyra, Hamton, Plucky, and two children sitting around a campfire): "And now, for the faint-hearted,"

Elmyra (singing): "We're telling scary tales!"

(Elmyra makes a scary face, which scares Plucky, Hamton, and the children. The camera cuts to a view of Plucky and Monty in front of a blue background. Plucky is dressed like Freddy Kreuger from the A Nightmare on Elm Street film series, and Monty is dressed like J. Paul Getty)

Plucky and Monty (singing): "Our costumes are ready!"

Plucky (singing as he puts his hat on): "I'm dressing up as Freddy!"

Monty (singing as he pulls a wad of cash out of his tuxedo with his right arm): "I'll be J. Paul Getty!"

Gogo (singing as he jumps in and turns his head into Soupy Sales'): "I"m the scary Soupy Sales!"

(Monty and Plucky huddle up against each other and stare in fear. The camera cuts to a view outside a house. On the left side of the screen, Hamton is dressed like Barney Rubble from The Flintstones and Shirley is dressed like Jeannie from I Dream of Jeannie. On the right side of the screen, Plucky is dressed like Freddy Kreuger and Fifi is dressed like Dot Warner from Animaniacs.)

Hamton, Shirley, Plucky, and Fifi (singing): "We'll wear our outfits, and knock on neighbors' doors,"

(Plucky knocks on the door with his right hand. The camera cuts to a side view of the door as a human hand reaches out and places the candy in Hamton, Shirley, Plucky, and Fifi's trick-or-treat bags)

Plucky (singing): "We'll trick or treat,"

Hamton (singing): "And then we'll eat,"

(The camera zooms out, revealing Hamton, Shirley, Plucky, and Fifi's trick-or-treat bags to be very full)

Hamton, Shirley, Plucky, and Fifi (singing): "Candies by the score!"

(The camera cuts to a view of The Pumpkin Guy in front of a purple background. Plucky and Hamton suddenly appear on the left side of the screen, and Buster and Monty appear on the right)

Buster, Plucky, Hamton, and Monty (singing) "We're fearful,"

(Shirley suddenly appears on the left side of the screen and Babs, Fifi, and Elmyra appear on the right)

Babs, Shirley, Fifi, and Elmyra (singing): "We're frightening,"

Babs (singing as she points to The Pumpkin Guy with her right arm): "Watch out for that lightning!"

(The lightning strikes The Pumpkin Guy, scorching him)

Buster, Babs, Fifi, Elmyra, Plucky, Hamton, Monty, and Shirley (singing): "It's Tiny Toon Adventures and it's Halloween!"

(The title card plummets down and flattens The Pumpkin Guy. Buster and Babs emerge from the rainbow logo, dressed like vampires)

Buster and Babs (singing): "Now let the show be-geen!"

Pumpkin Guy (wearily as he lifts up the title card): "How long till' Mother's Day?"

(The screen fades to black)

The Tell-Tale Vacuum

(Irises of Buster, Hamton, Dizzy, Elmyra, Gogo, Babs, and Plucky making weird facial expressions appear onscreen, as does the text, TINY TOONS and NIGHT GHOULERY. The one of Plucky slams into the camera)

Plucky: "Oof!"

(Plucky sighs as he falls over. The camera moves down, until it reaches a hallway of paintings and a statue of Plucky in a fancy suit, a la Night Gallery. Babs walks in, dressed like Rod Serling)

Babs (Rod Serling voice): "This evening's diversion; a cluster of curious canvases from Weirdsville."

(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view and moves to the right side of the screen, until it reaches a red cloth covering one of the paintings)

'Babs (Rod Serling voice): "Each peculiar painting; a ticket to Strangeland." (As she appears on the left side of the screen, in her normal voice) "That would be one stop past Weirdsville."

(The camera cuts to a view of Babs as she walks towards the painting covered in the red cloth)

Babs (Rod Serling Voice): "Case in point, the most gruesome, heart-stoppingly horrific image ever to be framed."

(Babs removes the cloth with her right arm, revealing the painting to be of an eight-year-old Babs, wearing a green dress and matching green ear ribbons, with a goofy expression on her face)

Babs: "It's my third grade school photo!"

(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of Babs, zooming in on her as she screams)

Babs: "AAAAH!"

(The camera cuts back to the previous view as Babs backs towards her third-grade school photo)

Babs (Rod Serling voice): "But I digress." (as she kicks her third-grade school photo out, revealing a painting of Plucky resembling The Scream painting) "Here's something almost as frightening;" (as the camera zooms in on the painting) "A haunting helping of horror and household appliances we call," (As the camera cuts to a close-up of the painting) "The Tell-Tale Vacuum."

(The screen fades to black, then to a view outside a mansion at night. Thunder booms and lightning flashes. The camera moves to the right side of the screen, past more mansions and leafless trees, until it reaches Hamton's house. In front of his house is a mailbox that says, HAMTON J. PIG. Thunder booms and lightning flashes as the camera zooms in on the house. The screen transitions to an overhead view inside Hamton's house and zooms out as Plucky narrates)

Plucky (narrating): "Typical, it is to say, how the idea came upon me, but come upon me, it did." (As the camera moves over to him, sitting in a chair, reading a newspaper) "And once in my brain, it grew, until finally, I was forced to act upon it." (as the screen transitions to a side view and Hamton vacuums near him) "Inside this, the most horrible of dwellings."

Hamton: "Feet."

Plucky (narrating as he lifts his feet and Hamton vacuums underneath): "The pig were a friend to me," (as the camera cuts to a view of him by himself and zooms in) "He had never slighted me or given me slight in the... slightest way."

Hamton (heard offscreen as he walks up to Plucky): "Feet."

Plucky (narrating as he lifts his feet and Hamton vacuums underneath): "It was not he who raised my ire and made my blood boil so,"

(The camera cuts to an overhead view of Plucky as Hamton walks back towards him)

Hamton: "Feet."

(Plucky lifts his feet and Hamton vacuums underneath again. The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of Plucky, who shakes his newspaper furiously at having to repeatedly lift his feet for Hamton to vacuum underneath)

Plucky (narrating as he lowers the newspaper and looks at Hamton): "It was his vacuum cleaner!" (as the camera cuts to a side view of him and zooms in on him) "Oh, the whining of that motor!" (as the camera cuts to a view of the vacuum as it moves back and forth across the floor) "Whenever it fell upon my ears, my blood rang cold!"

(The screen suddenly surrounds itself in ice. It then transitions to a close-up of Plucky's reading lamp)

Plucky (narrating): "And so, I decided my degrees..."

(The camera moves down to an irritated Plucky)

Hamton: "Feet."

Plucky (narrating as he lifts his feet so Hamton can vacuum underneath yet again): "...to take the life of that vacuum and be rid of it forever!" (In character) "Ha!"

(Plucky pulls his head back down under the newspaper as the screen transitions to a view outside Hamton's house. A light shines on the inside)

Plucky (narrating): "Mad, you say?" (as the camera zooms in on the attic window and transitions to a view inside as he shines his flashlight and walks across it) "Slightly imbalanced in the face of opposition, you say if you have the time? Hmm? Well, would a madman do this?"

(The camera cuts to a view of Plucky as he approaches a mirror. He looks at his reflection and makes weird facial expressions and noises at it. He then laughs wickedly)

Plucky (to the viewers): "Don't answer that."

(Plucky walks away. The camera cuts to a view of his backside as he walks down the hallway, shining his flashlight. When he reaches the end, the light forms the shape of a keyhole as a transition to the next scene, just outside Hamton's door. The camera zooms out as Plucky opens the door)

Plucky (narrating): "Nevertheless, it was in the dead of night that my deed took place." (as the camera cuts to an overhead view, focusing on the spotlight as it moves across the room) "In the very chamber, where lying," (as the camera cuts to a view of the foot of Hamton's bed, focusing on the spotlight as it moves over Hamton, who is asleep in it) "Not only my pig friend," (as the camera focuses on the spotlight as it moves over to a cradle, where Hamton's vacuum cleaner is) "but the very item that vexed me so."

(The camera cuts to a view outside Hamton's room as Plucky closes the door. The screen fades to black, then the camera moves over to a window as Plucky sneaks towards it. He is unaware of the toy Batmobile left on the floor)

Plucky (narrating): "Never hath a man, or duck for that matter, been more stealthful or sly in stalking his prey."

(The camera cuts to a close-up of the toy Batmobile as Plucky steps on it. It then cuts to a zoomed-out view, focusing on Plucky as he slips across the room)

Plucky: "Whoa! Whoo!"

(The camera cuts to a view of the foot of Hamton's bed, focusing on Plucky as he continues to slip across the room. It then cuts to a side view of Hamton's bookcase as he crashes into it, knocking it over. Plucky grunts as he tries to hold the bookcase steady by leaning against it. The camera cuts to an opposing view as Plucky continues trying to hold the bookcase steady, eventually managing to get it back upright. He gives a contented sigh as the camera moves up to the top of the bookcase, revealing the piggy bank on top wobbling. It falls off the bookcase, then the camera cuts to a view of Plucky at the bottom of the bookcase as he catches the piggy bank with his foot)

Plucky: "Eek! Ugh! Phew!"

(The piggy bank falls over anyway and breaks. The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of Plucky as he nervously covers his eyes with his left hand. He pulls his left hand down, then the camera cuts to a view of Hamton, still asleep in his bed, but also mumbling. He kicks his blanket and turns to his right side. The camera then cuts to a silhouette of Plucky, who wipes his head in relief, only for the bookcase to fall on top of him. His head breaks through it and a single book is open atop it. The camera cuts back to Hamton, who rises from his bed and points with both arms like a zombie, then to an opposing view as the book flies off Plucky's head. Plucky is now worried he might have accidentally awoken Hamton, who the camera cuts back to)

Hamton: "Fetch a bucket, Luke! Barn's on fire!"

(The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view as Hamton collapses back into bed, and starts snoring. It then cuts back to Plucky)

Plucky (narrating): "I quickly made forth to the object of my evil,"

(Plucky runs out of the bookcase. The camera cuts to an overhead view of the floor, focusing on Plucky's shadow as it approaches the vacuum)

Plucky (narrating): "But oddly as I approached," (as the camera cuts to a zoomed-in view as the shadows of Plucky's arms hover over the vacuum) "It seemed harmless." (as the camera cuts to an opposing view of Plucky) "Then, it started." (as his covers his ears as the vacuum's motor whirrs in the background) "The sound, the sound!"

(The camera zooms in on Plucky, then cuts back to the previous view as the shadows of Plucky's arms hover over the vacuum)

Plucky (narrating): "It quickly rekindled my devious intent." (as his body covers the screen as a transition to the next scene, where he opens the door) "Yay, verily, forsooth, and ignax," (as the camera cuts to an opposing view of the doorway as Plucky and Hamton's vacuum appear in it) "The sound grew louder, louder, I say!" (As the camera moves to the left side of the screen, until it and Plucky reach the hallway) "And more loud!"

(As Plucky drags the vacuum by its electrical cord, his silhouette and the vacuum's fill the wall)

Plucky (narrating): "I calmfully set about to dismantle the hideous machine."

(Plucky's silhouette pulls out that of a mallet, which he uses to whack the vacuum with. The camera cuts to a view of the vacuum's pieces as they fly into the air, then to a view of the mallet as Plucky lifts it up, then uses it to whack the vacuum again. It then cuts to a view of the vacuum's silhouette as it malfunctions, followed by a view of an irritated Plucky with hypnotic eyes, zooming in on it, until the destroyed vacuum can be seen in the pupils. The screen then transitions to a view of the destroyed vacuum itself as Plucky whacks it with the mallet once more, causing an explosion effect, and the screen to go dark. When it is lit again, the camera blurriedly zooms in and out on the exhausted Plucky, holding the mallet in his right hand, and panting)

Plucky (narrating): "I am not proud of what I did," (as he drops the mallet) "Well, maybe a little." (as the camera cuts to an overhead view of him as he pushes the chair and rug aside, pulls out a crowbar, and lifts the floorboards with it) "but the sound would trouble me no more." (as the camera cuts to a side view of him as he reaches offscreen with his left arm and pushes in Hamton's vacuum motor) "And my care in disposing of the remains was so meticulous," (as the camera cuts to a view underneath the floorboards as Plucky puts the rest of the pieces in) "So cunning, so... really really good, that no one would ever detect what had been done." (as the camera cuts to an underhead view as Plucky places the floorboards back) "The perfect crime."

(The screen transitions to a view of Hamton's wall, and the camera moves down to Plucky sitting in his chair, reading a newspaper, zooming on him)

Plucky (narrating): "The blissful quiet of the next evening was matched only by the calm I felt," (as the camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of him) "Knowing that my secret was undetectable."

Hamton (heard offscreen): "Plucky?"

Plucky (as he lowers his newspaper): "Yes, oh my pig friend?"

(The camera cuts to an opposing view as Hamton walks up to Plucky)

Hamton: "Have you seen my vacuum cleaner? I can't find it anywhere."

(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of Hamton as Plucky walks up to him)

Plucky: "What a shame. I suggest you look high and low, for and aft, hither and yonforth."

(The camera cuts to a zoomed-out opposing view as Plucky backs down into his chair and picks up his newspaper. Hamton walks way)

Plucky (narrating): "You may think me mad for suggesting that he searched," (as the camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of him and moves down to under the chair) "But so confident was I of my hiding place, that I had nothing to fear!"

(The screen transitions to the next scene. Plucky is still sitting in his chair as Hamton walks up to his)

Hamton: "It's no use." (as he sits down in his chair) "I just can't find it."

Plucky (as he puts down his newspaper): "Well then, my friend, let us sit and enjoy some meaningless chit-chat."

Hamton: "I really looked everywhere for it. I don't know how I could lose a vacuum cleaner."

(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of Plucky)

Plucky (narrating): "I listened to my friend drone on, perfectly at ease."

Hamton (heard offscreen as the camera zooms in on Plucky): "It couldn't have just gotten up and walked away. That vacuum weighed 7.2 pounds, and was one of the heavier ones that had a light in front. Well, there was one that was heavier, but it had an 8-watt bulb, and mine had a 15-watt, which is odd, cause' you'd think the small bulb would be lighter, and the whole machine would be lighter, but nowadays they put all kinds of different handle types and, and even the power cords that could have a significant effect on the weight on the machine, which they make up for with power-assist drives and fancy names like Zoom-Vroom, but there's nothing like pushing a big, heavy vacuum across some soiled shag and hearing the little blinkety-blink of objects going around the meter bar, and into the bag."

(As Hamton continues talking, Plucky grows more and more weary. The screen transitions to a view of Hamton, who is still talking)

Plucky (narrating): "But ere long, I wished his monologue to end. There grew a ringing in my ears."

(The screen transitions to an opposing view as Hamton is still talking)

Plucky (narrating): "My head ached, but still, my slyly friend speaketh. Heh heh." (as he points to his head with his right hand) "And the ringing in my ears grew more persistent, until I realized," (as his head turns purple and he pulls the right sleeve of his robe up and down with his left arm) "It were not in my ears," (as he jumps out of his chair and the camera cuts to a close-up of him, zooming out on him) "It were... the vacuum!"

(The camera cuts to a view of Hamton, still talking, as Plucky nervously walks past him, holding his ears)

Plucky (narrating): "Did he not hear it? Louder it grew, louder and louder, until it was loudly loud! My pig friend chatted on. Was it possible he heard not?" (as he walks up to the camera, which cuts to an opposing view of him) "No no no! He heard! He suspected! He knew!" (as the camera cuts to an opposing view and red lines fill the screen) "And he was making a mockery of my horror!" (The screen transitions to view inside Plucky's eyes, then the camera zooms out as he looks at Hamton) "Oh!" (as the camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of him as he pulls his feathers out) "Anything was better than this punishment!" (as the camera cuts to a view of him as he bangs his head up against the stair rail) "Oh, what torture!" (as the camera cuts to a view of him as he picks up a lamp and smashes it against his head) "Oh, what misery!" (as the camera cuts to a view outside a pickup truck with an open door, which Plucky runs up to and slams his right thumb in) "Oh, what a feeling, Toyota!"

(The camera cuts back to Hamton, still talking, as Plucky runs up to him)

Plucky: "Villain! Stop!" (as he grabs Hamton and picks him up, pushing him back and forth against him) "Stop! I admit it! I did it! I did it!" (as he puts Hamton back down in his chair, crying) "I did it!"

(Plucky continues crying. The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view as he kicks his chair away)

Plucky: "Here! Here!" (as he picks up the floorboards and tosses them aside) "It is the whirring of your hideous vacuum!"

(The camera cuts to an opposing view as Plucky pulls out the pieces of Hamton's vacuum and shows them to him. He cries hysterically, then the camera cuts to an opposing view of Hamton)

Hamton: "You... you destroyed my vacuum?"

(The camera cuts to an opposing view of Plucky as he tosses the pieces aside)

Plucky: "Yes! Yes, I did it!" (crying) "I tore it limb from limb!" (as he crawls over to Hamton and grabs him) "Trounced, shredded, and sliced into slivery segments!" (crying) "Can you ever forgive me?"

(The camera cuts to an opposing underhead view of Hamton)

Hamton: "Yes, but you'll have to replace it."

(The camera cuts to an opposing view as Plucky reaches into his robe with his right arm)

Plucky: "Sure, sure! Heh heh!" (as he pulls out a wad of money and hands it to Hamton) "Anything!"

(The camera cuts back to the previous view as Hamton swats the money from Plucky's hand)

Hamton: "Money won't be necessary."

(One of the dollars fills up the screen, which is now black. It then transitions to the next scene, where Hamton is using Plucky as a vacuum, with a light bulb on his head. Plucky groans wearily as Hamton pushes him across the room. The camera cuts to a view of the hall as Hamton continues to push Plucky across it. It then cuts to a view of a corner with dust in it. Hamton repeatedly pushes Plucky against it, then the camera cuts to a view of him as he continues pushing Plucky across the floor, focusing on Plucky until he goes under his chair. The camera then cuts to a zoomed-out view as Hamton pulls Plucky out from underneath and walks away, followed by an opposing view as he sets the tired Plucky down on his head. He reaches for the closet doorknob with his left hand, then the camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of Plucky)

Plucky: "Are we... done?"

(The camera cuts to a view of Hamton)

Hamton: "No." (as he opens the closet door and crouches down) "Now it's time for the attachments!"

(Hamton stands back up and the camera focuses on him as he pulls out various vacuum attachments, then goes up to one in particular, which resembles a blade. It then cuts back to Plucky, who gasps in fear. The screen irises out on him, ending the sketch)

Sneezer the Sneezy Ghost

( The sketch begins with a view outside Acme Looniversity on a spooky night. The camera moves to the right side of the screen, following some leaves blowing in the wind, until it reaches an old tree stump, very much like Buster's Burrow. In keeping with the sketch being a parody of Casper the Friendly Ghost, a sound-alike instrumental plays. A ghost version of Li'l Sneezer flies out of the tree stump)

Singers (singing): "Sneezer the Sneezy Ghost,"

(Sneezer flies offscreen. The camera cuts to a view of a squirrel and a deer that resembles Bumbie from the Animaniacs episode, "Bumbie's Mom". Sneezer flies towards them)

Singers (singing): "The sneeziest ghost you'll meet,"

(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of Sneezer, the Squirrel, and the Deer)

Sneezer: "Achoo!"

(The force of Sneezer's sneeze blows the skin off the Squirrel and the Deer, leaving only their skeletons. The camera then cuts to an overhead view of a schoolhouse. There is a boy playing on the slide and a girl swinging on a swing held up by a tree branch. Sneezer flies down to them)

Singers (singing): "From his nose, a wind he blows,"

(The camera cuts to a view of Sneezer as the boy and girl walk up to him)

Singers (singing): "And children think it's neat."

(The camera cuts to an opposing view as the boy and girl, as well as another boy, witness Sneezer's destructive Sneeze)

Sneezer: "Achoo!"

(The force of Sneezer's sneeze destroys the schoolhouse. The children cheer, then the camera cuts to a view of Sneezer by himself)

Singers (singing): "He always says..."

Sneezer (as he sneezes himself offscreen): "Achoo!"

(The camera cuts to a view of some flowers as Sneezer lands in them, creating a cloud of dust. It then zooms out, revealing an angry mob right behind him)

Singers (singing): "His allergies are scary,"

(The camera cuts to a view of Sneezer in the flowers as the dust clears. The force of his sneezes blow the flowers away)

Sneezer: "Achoo! Achoo!"

Singers (singing): "He sneezes till' he's blue,"

(The shadows of the Angry Mob form over Sneezer. The camera then cuts to a view of Sneezer, who literally turns blue with his next sneeze)

Sneezer: "Achoo!"


Singers (singing): "And blows away his adversaries!"

(The camera cuts to an overhead view of Sneezer as the Angry mob approaches him)

Sneezer: "Achoo!"

(The camera zooms out as the force of Sneezer's sneeze blows the Angry Mob away. It then cuts to a view of a mouse hole in the kitchen of a house, which is in the process of being boarded up)

Singers (singing): "Grown ups can freak right out,"

(The camera cuts to a view of the boarded-up mouse hole, and zooms out as Sneezer, being a ghost, flies through the board and up to the two people. Behind Sneezer is a calendar with a picture of a jack-o-lantern on it)

Singers (singing): "When a mouse comes in the house,"

(The people scream in fear. The camera cuts to an opposing view of them as they continue screaming and do a wild take involving their body parts separating from each other)

Singers (Singing): " He doesn't go 'Boo', he goes..."

(The camera cuts to an opposing zoomed-in view of Sneezer)

Sneezer: "Achoo!"

(The camera cuts back to the previous view as the force of Sneezer's sneeze conjoined the two people. It then cuts to an overhead view of their house as Sneezer flies over it and up to the camera)

Singers (singing): "He's Sneezer the Sneezy Ghost!"

Sneezer: "Achoo!"

(The force of Sneezer's sneeze breaks the screen to pieces. The screen then transitions to a view outside Witch Hazel's house and zooms in on it)

Witch Hazel (heard offscreen): "If you don't catch that mouse, my little kitty,"

(The screen transitions to a view inside Witch Hazel's house, and the camera focuses on Witch Hazel as she carries Furrball across the hall, until they reach the mouse hole at the end)

Witch Hazel: "You'll be back out on the street!"

(Witch Hazel drops Furrball onto the floor, who yelps in pain)

Witch Hazel (as she points to Furrball with her right arm): "Now, catch that mouse!"

(Witch Hazel picks up her broomstick and flies away on it. Furrball turns around to watch her fly away, then the camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of the mouse hole as Furrball nervously approaches it. Sneezer flies out of it)

Sneezer: "Say, will you be my friend? Will you? Huh? Will you? Will you? Huh? Will you?"

(Furrball trembles in fear as Sneezer repeatedly asks him to be his friend. He then stares and screams in fear, with his eyes popping out. The camera then cuts to a zoomed-in view of Sneezer)

Sneezer: "Aaah, aaah, aaah..."

(The camera cuts back to the previous view)

Sneezer: "CHOO!"

(The force of Sneezer's sneeze blows Furrball away. A crashing sound effect can be heard as stars pass by Sneezer. The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of him as he shrugs his shoulders in confusion. The screen transitions to a view from inside the mouse hole. Furrball can be seen tiptoing past it in the background. He then brings in a steel cage, rigged to close if Sneezer goes inside it, and pushes it towards the mouse hole. The camera cuts to an opposing view as Furrball gathers up the rope. Sneezer flies into the cage)

Sneezer: "Gee, you wanna be my friend now? Do you? Huh? Do you? Huh?"

(Furrball turns around and notices Sneezer. He pulls the rope, and the camera cuts to an overhead zoomed-out view as the door closes, trapping Sneezer inside. It then cuts to a zoomed-in view inside the cage as Sneezer, being a ghost, separates his head and limbs from his body, making himself able to fly out of the cage. He then reassembles himself. The camera cuts to an opposing view as Furrball gasps. He charges up, then runs towards Sneezer. The camera cuts to an opposing view as Furrball growls and continues to run towards Sneezer. He misses and instead crashes into the cage, which collapses on top of him, flattening him. The camera cuts to an opposing view as Sneezer flies down to him)

Sneezer: "Won't you please be my friend? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?"

(Furrball pulls his right arm out and meows as he tries to catch Sneezer. Unfortunately, since Sneezer is a ghost, he can't grab him)

Sneezer: "Aaah, aaah... CHOO!"

(The force of Sneezer's sneeze creates a big hole in the ground. The camera cuts to an overhead view as the hole pulls down the rug and all the furniture over it, then to a zoomed-in view as one by one, they all fall into the hole. Furrball yelps in pain three times as the grandfather clock, piano, and couch, respectively, land on him, each one creating a cloud of dust. The screen then transitions to a close-up outside the mouse hole as Sneezer flies out from it)

Sneezer: "Where are you, my new friend? Huh? Are you round'? Are you?"

(The camera cuts to a view of a chair as Furrball walks out from behind it, dressed like a Ghostbuster. It zooms in on him as an instrumental of a soundalike of the Ghostbusters theme song plays, then cuts to a parody of the "No-Ghost" logo on his shoulder, with Sneezer in place of the ghost. The camera cuts back to the previous view as Furrball pulls out his proton pack, then to a zoomed-in view as he arms it. It then cuts to a further zoomed-out view as Furrball walks up to Sneezer, ready to catch him with the proton pack, followed by an opposing view as Sneezer is about to sneeze)

Sneezer: "Aaah, aaah, aaah..."

(The camera cuts to an opposing view as Furrball is about to zap Sneezer with his proton pack)

Sneezer: "CHOO!"

(The force of Sneezer's sneeze pushes back the charge from the proton pack. It zaps Furrball, whom the camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of, instead. Furrball screams in pain as the charge from the proton pack turns him into a ghost The camera then zooms out as Sneezer flies up to him)

Sneezer (laughing): "Oh, boy! Now you're really gonna be my friend, aren't you? Huh? Huh? Huh?"

(Furrball looks slyly at the viewers. Now that he is a ghost, he can grab Sneezer. He does so easily with his right arm and swallows him whole. He then rubs his stomach in pleasure)

Sneezer: "Aaah, aaah, aaah..."

(Furrball quickly has a shocked expression on his face when he realizes that Sneezer is about to sneeze inside him, making his outcome not so good)

Sneezer: "CHOO!"

(The force of Sneezer's sneeze inflates Furrball until it pops him, releasing Sneezer, whom the camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of)

Sneezer (to the viewers): "I lose more friends that way." (giggles)

Singers (singing as Sneezer flies away): "He's Sneezer the Sneezy Ghost!"

Sneezer (heard offscreen): "Achoo!"

(The screen fades to black, ending the sketch)

The Devil Dog on the Moors

(The screen transitions to a view of Babs in the hallway, focusing on her as she walks up to a painting of The Moors on a spooky night)

Babs (Rod Serling voice): "Our next story takes place on The Moors."

(Babs spins like Taz the Tasmanian Devil, then stops, with grey eyebrows, and a red pen in her right hand)

Babs (as she scratches her head with her left hand): "You ever wonder what exactly they mean by "Moor"? What? Is it Mary Tyler Moore?"

(Babs spins again. When she stops, she is dressed like Mary Tyler Moore)

Babs: "Oh, Mr. Grant!"

(Babs spins again, back to her previous disguise)

Babs: "Or maybe they're talking about Roger)

(Babs spins again. When she stops, she is dressed like James Bond, even holding a carrot like a gun in her left hand)

Babs: "Bond. James Bond."

(Babs spins again, back to her previous disguise)

Babs: "Or maybe they simply mean Dainty."

(Babs spins again. When she stops, she is a can of stew that says, DAINTY MOORE STEW on the label, with her trademark pink ears and big feet)

Babs: "With bread dipped in gravy!"

(Babs spins once again, back to her previous disguise. The camera then cuts to a zoomed-in view)

Babs: "Whatever they mean, I hope it's in this picture, because trying to figure it out hurts my head almost as much as my voice does!"

(The camera zooms in on the painting, and the screen fades to black. The screen then transitions to a view of the hill, with the shadow of The Devil Dog, who howls. The camera moves to the right side of the screen, then zooms in on a small building as the Devil Dog's shadow approaches it. The screen then transitions to a sign shaped like a pig, that says, YE DISGUSTING PIG NON-ALCOHOLIC JUICE TAVERN - 1765. The camera moves down to the window, then cuts to a view inside, where two saddened elderly folk are sitting at a table, moving back and forth to the rhythm of The Shingles Song)

Babs (singing offscreen in a dramatic voice): "Me Mother had shingles, and me Father had em' too,"

(The camera cuts to a view of three more men with tears in his eyes. The bearded one is Shamus, and the one with the big chin is Sean. Sean rubs his nose with the pointer finger of his left hand)

Babs (singing offscreen in a dramatic voice): "Me Uncles and me Aunties and me lovely sister, Sue,"

(The camera cuts to a view of another villager, Paddy, with tears in his eyes, crying)

Babs (singing offscreen in a dramatic voice): "But shingles or not, I'll always smile, never frown,"

(The camera cuts briefly to a view of a trophy Buck. Even it has tears in its eyes. It then cuts to a view of Babs singing atop a table as the other patrons look at her)

Babs (singing in a dramatic voice): "It could be worse, don't you know," (in her normal voice as the camera zooms in on her) "At least I'm not a clown!"

(The camera cuts to an overhead view of the bar as the patrons applaud Babs. It then cuts to a view of three of them sitting at a table.)

Shamus: "Aye, bonnie. That's the best rendition of The Shingles Song these weary ears have ever heard."

Sean: "Here, here."

(The camera cuts to an opposing view of Paddy, as he speaks unintelligibly and holds up his glass with his left hand. It then cuts to a view of Babs in between Shamus and another villager)

Shamus: "Paddy liked it, too. Now, come. Let's get you a pint of cranberry."

Sean: "Aye."

(The camera cuts to a side view of Babs)

Babs (as she turns around, picks up her backpack, and puts it on: "Thanks, but I really ought to catch up with the Acme Loo tour group."

(The villagers tremble in fear when they hear The Devil Dog howling. The camera then cuts to a zoomed-in view of Babs)

Babs (laughing): "They're gonna be so jealous when I tell em' about this place!"

(Babs jumps off the table. The camera cuts to an underhead view as the Devil Dog howls again. The Villagers continue trembling. The camera then cuts to a zoomed-in view of the Villagers)

Shamus and Sean (as the former tosses an antler aside): "The Devil Dog! The Devil Dog!"

(The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view. Babs is about to leave, but the Villagers run away. She turns around, then the camera cuts to a view of Paddy, who speaks unintelligibly as the villagers scream in fear, and some of which run past him. It zooms in on him, then cuts to a view of the door as one of the villagers puts a plank of wood over it, then places the chain into the slot. The camera then cuts to a view of the elderly couple as they duck into their bench and close it, then to a view of Babs as the villagers run away from her. Shamus runs up to her and places a pair of antlers on her head)

Shamus: "Here. It won't attack if it thinks you're an elk."

(Shamus puts a pair of antlers on his own head. The camera cuts to an opposing view as the Devil Dog howls again. The Villagers tremble in fear and run away. The camera then cuts to a view of an overturned bench, which Paddy and Sean, both wearing antlers, hide behind. It then cuts to a view of the bartender and zooms in on him. He shudders as Shamus walks up to him and grabs him by the shoulders)

Shamus: "Keep your wits, man! That's just what the Devil Dog wants!"

(Shamus walks away and the Bartender faints. The camera cuts back to Paddy and Sean, who are still ducked behind the overturned bench)

Shamus (heard offscreen): "Now, listen, everyone!"

(The camera cuts to a view of Shamus' backside as he walks up to the Villagers)

Shamus: "Just wear your antlers. We're safe in here!" (Whispering as the camera zooms in on him, then cuts to a close-up of him) "For now, anyway."

(The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view of Shamus as Babs walks up to him)

Babs: "Excuse me, what are you people talking about?"

(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of Babs as Shamus crouches down to talk to her)

Shamus: "Evil, Missy. Pure evil."

(Shamus grabs Babs by her shoulders and picks her up. The camera zooms out as he places her on the table in front of them)

Shamus: "This town used to have 5,000 people in it. A beautiful place, it was,"

(The camera cuts to a view of the back of Babs' head as Shamus continues talking)

Shamus: "Everywhere you went, people would say, 'Hi', or 'Hello', or 'Keep your pig off my land!'. A finer place never did exist."

(The camera cuts to a close-up of Shamus and zooms in on his face)

Shamus: "And then, ten years ago, the first mournful howl of the Devil Dog was heard."

(The camera cuts to an opposing view as Babs looks at Shamus with a shocked expression on her face. Shamus walks away from her, then the camera cuts to an opposing view as Shamus pulls Paddy out from behing the overturned bench with his left arm)

Shamus: "Actually, it were Paddy that first heard it, and seen it."

(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of Shamus and Paddy as the latter speaks unintelligibly. It then cuts back to the previous view)

Shamus: "When we found him, he just kept saying the same word over and over again."

(The camera cuts to a side view of Babs as Shamus comes back to her)

Shamus: "'Kibble', 'Kibble'."

Paddy (as he suddenly appears onscreen): "Kibble, kibble, kibble!"

(The camera cuts to a view of the other villager behind the overturned bench as he reaches offscreen and pulls Paddy back)

Paddy (heard offscreen): "Kibble!"

Villager: "No, no kibble."

(The camera cuts to a view of Babs' backside as Shamus continues talking to her)

Shamus: "That's when the worst of it started. Every time we heard that horrible howl, we knew someone was..."

(The camera cuts to an opposing view as Babs turns her head towards Shamus with a saddened expression on her face, complete with puppy-dog eyes)

Shamus: "Well, not around anymore."

(The camera cuts back to the previous view)

Shamus: "Cause they was..."

(The camera cuts to a side view of Babs as Shamus approaches her)

Shamus: "Eaten by the Devil Dog!"

(The Devil Dog howls again. Babs turns around with a scared expression on her face, then looks around. The camera then cuts to a view of her backside)

Shamus: "We'd be ate up as well, but Sean here discovered, quite by accident, that the Devil Dog won't bother anyone who wears antlers.

(The camera cuts to an opposing view. Babs turns around as The Devil Dog howls again. She trembles in fear, then turns back to Shamus)

Babs: "Can he get in here?"

(The camera cuts to an opposing view)

Shamus: "Oh, he'll get in. He always gets in."

(The camera cuts to an overhead view of Babs and Shamus)

Shamus: "It starts with a howl,"

(The camera cuts to a side view of Babs as Shamus approaches her)

Shamus: "Then a scratchin' at the door that gets so loud, you can't stand it," (as the camera zooms in on him and Babs) "Scratchin' and scratchin' and scratchin', and..."

(The camera cuts to an opposing overhead view of the bar as The Devil Dog howls again. The villagers hide behind the stand, then the camera cuts to a side view of Shamus and Babs)

Shamus: "It's here!"

(The camera cuts to a view of the door as the Devil Dog can be heard scratching at it. It then cuts to a view of Paddy, The Bartender, and Sean, as they all have horrified expression on their faces, and duck behind the stand, followed by a view of Shamus covering his ears as The Devil Dog howls again, then to a view of Babs with a horrified expression on her face. The camera then cuts to a view of the door as the plank of wood used to seal it shut begins to break, followed by an opposing view as Babs, Shamus, Paddy, Sean, and the Bartender all scream in fear. It then cuts back to the previous view as the plank breaks and the door falls over, revealing The Devil Dog to be Byron Basset. The camera then cuts to a zoomed-in view of Byron)

Byron: "Ruff."

(The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view, then to a view of Babs by herself as she opens one eye, followed by a close-up of her as she uncovers both her eyes and turns towards Byron)

Babs (unamused): "Uh-huh, yeah, right."

(The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view)

Babs: "That's the Devil Dog?"

(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of Shamus, Paddy, and Sean)

Shamus: "Aye. Be still as an elk, or he'll gobble you!"

Paddy: "Kibble, kibble!"

(Sean clamps his left hand over Paddy's mouth. The camera cuts to an opposing view)

Babs: "People, come on! Get a life and live it!"

(The camera cuts to an opposing view as Babs turns around, jumps off the table, and pets Byron, who wags his tail)

Babs: "'Devil Dog'. Sheesh!"

(Babs reaches for her antlers. The camera then cuts to a view of Shamus, Paddy, and Sean, and zooms in)

Shamus: "No! Don't take your antlers off!"

(The camera cuts to an opposing view of Babs and Byron)

Babs: "Puh-lease!"

(Babs removes her antlers. As she turns around, Byron opens his mouth. Babs stares in shock as Byron swallows her whole. The camera then cuts to a zoomed-in view of Byron, with a big lump in his stomach)

Babs (heard inside Byron's stomach): "Oh, okay. I see what you mean now."

(Byron looks slyly at the viewers as the screen irises out on him)

Fuel

(The sketch begins with a view inside a tunnel, with a light at the end. The word, Fuel appears at the top of the screen. The screen transitions to a view in the desert, with the word, FUEL still at the top of the screen. The word disappears as a 1971 Plymouth Valiant car, much like the one in the 1971 film, Duel, which this sketch is a parody of, drives down the road. The camera focuses on it, revealing Calamity Coyote to be driving it. It zooms in on it, then cuts to a view inside. Calamity is sitting on a big blue book and whistling the Tiny Toon Adventures theme song. In his rear view mirror, a fuel truck can be seen. The camera cuts to a view of the rear view mirror as the truck honks and approaches Calamity. It then cuts to a view of Calamity behind the wheel as he waves to the truck, followed by a zoomed-out view as the truck gets closer to Calamity, who suddenly stares in shock when he realizes the truck might be trying to run him over. The camera then cuts to a view of the truck as it gets closer to Calamity's car, followed by a view of the rear view mirror, which says, OBJECTS IN MIRROR ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR. The truck's engine quickly fills it up, then the camara cuts to a view of Calamity's backside as he looks through the rear view mirror. He turns around with a nervous expression on his face, then the camera cuts to a close-up of the truck's engine as it gets closer to Calamity. It then cuts to a side view of Calamity's car as the Truck pushes it from behind. It then backs up, bumps into it, and does so again, knocking it off the road the second time. The camera then cuts to a view of Calamity's car, focusing on it as it flies across the road, eventually crashing when it reaches a pit of sand, emitting a cloud of dust. The fuel truck drives by, then the camera cuts to a view of its backside as it drives away. Calamity gets out of his car through the rear window, then walks wearily across the road. The fuel truck runs him over, flattening him, and also having two pieces of paper fly by as well. Calamity gets up, then the camera cuts to an opposing view as he turns around, then zooms out, revealing a telephone booth. Calamity wearily heads towards the telephone booth, then the camera cuts to a view inside it as he opens the door, and steps up onto the wooden stool in front of the phone. He quickly dials the number for the Police Emergency Line with his left hand and picks up the phone with his right.)

Operator: Police Emergency Line."

(Calamity pulls out a sign that says, HELP! A BIG TRUCK IS AFTER ME! with his left hand and holds it up. However, the Operator can't see the sign)

Operator: "Hello? Hello?"

(The camera cuts to an overhead view of the booth as the truck is heading towards the phone booth)

Operator: "Is someone there?"

(The camera cuts to a view back inside the booth. The truck's horn honks and Calamity turns around and stares at the approaching truck in shock)

Operator: "Police Emergency Line. Hello?"

(Calamity turns the sign around, revealing MOMMY! to be written on the other side. The truck runs over the phone booth, emitting many stars and a cloud of dust. When the dust clears, the phone booth is in pieces. Calamity is holding up the phone from under the rubble)

Operator: "Oh, crazy kids and their prank calls!"

(Calamity puts the phone down, then recovers himself, with hypnotic eyes, from the rubble. He turns around, then the camera cuts to a zoomed-out view as he sees the truck drive away. It then cuts to a view of him as he rises from the rubble with an angry expression on his face. He is not going to let the truck get away with repeatedly running him over, and runs after it. The camera then cuts to a view inside a diner, with a CLOSED sign on the inside side of the door. Calamity angrily opens the door, and looks around. The camera cuts to a view of a Waitress and two Customers as the Waitress and the first customer turn their attention to Calamity. It moves to the left of the screen, past the Chef and another Customer as they and the second Customer turn their attention to Calamity, then to three more customers as they all turn their attention to Calamity. It finally reaches a tire, then zooms out on it, revealing it to belong to the fuel truck that was chasing him. The fuel truck, who is drinking from a cup, turns to face Calamity angrily. The camera then cuts to a close-up of Calamity's face as he suddenly stares in shock, then cuts back to the truck as it tosses the cup aside and chases after Calamity. The camera then cuts to a view of Calamity as he stares in shock and the truck runs him over, emitting a cloud of dust. When the dust clears, the flattened Calamity wearily gets back up. The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of him as he turns around, followed by a view of the back of the truck's cab. Little Beeper pokes his head out of the window, then the camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of him as he waves to Calamity and pulls the truck's horn)

Beeper: "Meep meep!"

(The screen irises out on Beeper, ending the sketch)

The Devil and Daniel Webfoot

(The sketch begins with a view of statue of Plucky, dressed like Daniel Webfoot in the hallway. The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view, revealing Babs standing next to the statue)

Babs (Rod Serling Voice): "And now, a study in story, a portrait in panic, as a lackluster lawyer meets his match in..."

(Babs spins like Taz the Tasmanian Devil. When she stops, she is dressed in a red skirt, a white shirt, a green jacket, and glasses)

Babs: "Let me guess... could it be... Satan?"


(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view as the statue of Plucky comes to life. He is not amused)

Plucky Statue: "Just introduce the cartoon!"

(The camera cuts back to the previous view. Babs spin-changes back to her Rod Serling attire)

Babs (Rod Serling Voice): "It is said, the great lawyer, Daniel Webfoot, was such a brilliant speaker."

(The camera cuts back to the previous view)

Babs (Rod Serling Voice): "That he could win a case against The Devil himself." (whispering in her normal voice) "Me, I'll take my chances with Jacoby and Meyers."

(The Plucky Statue comes to life again, and blows a raspberry at her. The screen fades to black, then to the next scene, as Plucky and Hamton travel through a field in a horse-drawn carriage. The camera focuses on them, then cuts to a zoomed-in view of them)

Plucky: "Make haste, Friend Hamton. I hear our good neighbor, Jabez Monty, is in sorrowful need of my council."

Hamton: "Are you ever gonna talk normal in this special, Plucky?"

Plucky: "Just stick to the script, Ham-bone!"

Hamton (as he points to the right side of the screen with his left arm): "It's true, Daniel Webfoot. Look a-yonder!"

(The camera cuts to a view of a mansion. It is on fire, and devils are jumping up and down around it. Plucky and Hamton's horse-drawn carriage approaches it, then stops. The camera cuts to a view of the horse-drawn carriage as Hamton and the Horse both gasp)

Plucky: "Hmmm. Either Monty sold his soul to the devil, or Shannon Doherty's spending the night."

(The camera cuts to an overhead view inside Monty's mansion as Mr. Scratch approaches Monty)

Mr. Scratch: "It's midnight, neighbor Monty."

(The camera cuts to a view of the grandfather clock, revealing that it is indeed midnight, as both hands are pointing to the '12. It then moves over to the right side of the screen, until it reaches Mr. Scratch)

Mr. Scratch: "Time to go!"

(The camera cuts to an opposing view as Monty backs away in fear)

Monty: "No! Please, Mr. Scratch! Spare me!"

(Plucky runs in)

Plucky: "Back, foul fiend!"

(The camera cuts to an opposing view of Mr. Scratch, who stares in confusion)

Plucky (heard offscreen): "You shall not have this man!"

(The camera cuts to a side view of Plucky and Monty as the former pulls out an American flag and marches in place with it)

Plucky: "This American."

(Hamton jumps in, with his head wrapped in bandages. He marches in place along with Plucky while playing Yankee Doodle on a flute)

Plucky (as he and Hamton stop marching): "Tell me, O Prince of Darkness, what price can you put on a free American soul?"

(The camera cuts to an opposing view as Mr. Scratch reaches into his coat pocket with his right hand and pulls out a book. He flips through it with his left hand)

Mr. Scratch: "Well, Monty sold his for ten million dollars."

(The camera cuts to a view of Plucky by himself, perching on a cane, which he is holding with his right hand)

Plucky: "Bah! Kipple! A man is not mere chattle to be purchased by..." (as he suddenly stares in greed) "Te-te-te-te-ten, ten million? Ten million?"

(The camera cuts to a view of Monty sitting at a table, organizing the ten million dollars he got from selling his soul. Plucky is on the right side of the screen, staring at him)

Monty: "A man's gotta eat!"

(The camera cuts to a view of Mr. Scratch as Plucky jumps in next to him)

Plucky: "Sa-a-ay, Scratchy, as long as we're talking money here, um, I know a good, slightly tarnished soul, a steal at only twenty mill."

Mr. Scratch (as he puts his book back in his coat pocket: "I wouldn't give you 40 cents in recyclable cans."

(Plucky jumps offscreen. The camera cuts to an opposing view as he lands in front of Hamton and Monty)

Plucky: "Fine! Then I'll see you in court! Bielsen, bub!"

(The camera cuts to an opposing view of Mr. Scratch)

Mr. Scratch: "As you wish, but I choose the jury!"

(The camera cuts to an overhead view as Mr. Scratch snaps the fingers of his right hand. Thunder booms and lightning flashes. The camera then cuts to a view of Plucky, Monty, and Hamton as the ground below them starts to crumble. They back up, huddling each other, then the camera cuts to an overhead view and zooms out as lava emits from the crack and ghosts fly out from it. It then cuts to a view of Mr. Scratch as the bench for the jury suddenly appears behind him. As he points to it with his right arm, the ghosts land in the seats)

Mr. Scratch: "Behold! A jury made from the most vile scum to ever walk the colonies!"

(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of the ghost jury and slowly moves from the left side of the screen to the right, past the various types of ghosts Mr. Scratch describes)

Mr. Scratch: "Pirates, thieves, traitors, network executives!"

(The camera zooms in on the Network Exective Ghost and cuts to a close-up of him)

Network Executive Ghost: "I still say The Chevy Chase Show could work."

(The camera cuts to a view of Monty and Plucky together)

Monty (whispering): "You can take him, right?"

Plucky: "Ha! Of course! Can I get paid in advance?"

(Monty groans. The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of the Jury as Plucky walks up to them)

Plucky: "Gentlefiends of the jury, my client, Jabez Monty is a good man."

(The camera cuts to a view of Monty standing next to Hamton at a table. Monty strectches out a rubber band, then releases it, causing it to smack Hamton in the face)

Hamton: "Ow!"

Plucky (heard offscreen as Monty pulls out a towel and twists it): "Uh, a decent fellow."

(Monty whips Hamton with the twisted-up towel)

Hamton: "Hey!"

(The camera cuts to a view of Plucky as he witnesses Monty's cruel behavior towards Hamton)

Plucky: "Okay, so he's a total louse." (As the camera zooms out on him and he pulls out a tiny American flag with his left hand) "But he's an American louse," (as he tosses the flag aside and the camera focuses on him as he walks to the right side of the screen) "And he loved this green, free land of baseball, apple pie, and Rush Limbaugh. True, those are small things, but they are good things. Okay, Rush isn't so small, but you get the idea, hmmm."

(The camera cuts to an opposing view)

Plucky: "You were all men once, you loved this country, too, but were led astray by that man!"

(Plucky points to the right side of the screen. The camera cuts to a view of Mr. Scratch as he is behind a table, singing autographs. There is a line of people waiting to get autographs from him, including Beaver and Hoghead from the Spring Break Special, Baloney the Dinosaur from the Animaniacs episode, Baloney and Kids, and Mr. Director from the same series. Beaver walks up to the table. and Mr. Scratch picks up his feather pen with his left hand

Plucky: "That Demon from the pit, and his load of false promises!"

(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of Mr. Scratch as Plucky runs in and presses his face up against Mr. Scratch's)

Plucky: "By what device, sir, do you claim ownership of my client's immortal soul? Huh?"

Mr. Scratch (as he shows Plucky a contract that says, OWNERSHIP OF IMMORTAL SOUL): "This contract, signed in blood!"

(Plucky stares in shock. The camera zooms out as Mr. Scratch shows him the rest of the contract, including Monty's signature)

Plucky: "Uh-oh."

(Mr. Scratch releases the contract, causing it to roll up. The camera cuts to a view of a nervous Monty as Plucky runs up to him)

Plucky: "How are you fixed for sunblock?"

(Plucky runs offscreen. The floor under Monty cracks, revealing fire and brimstone underneath. Monty falls in)

Monty: "No!"

(The camera cuts to a view of Plucky, trying to look away from the fire)

Monty (heard offscreen): "I'll get you for this, you cheap shyster!"

(The camera cuts to an underhead view of Plucky)

Plucky: "Cheap? Ha! Wait till' you get my bill!" (as Monty reaches out from the fire and grabs his beak) "Whoops!"

(Monty pulls Plucky in with him. The camera cuts to a view of them, focusing on them as they fall down into the fiery pit)

Monty and Plucky: "Whoa!"

(The camera cuts to a view of Monty and Plucky as they safely land on some brimstone. They both stare in shock as the camera cuts to a view of some devil monsters, moving from the left side of the screen to the right. It then cuts back to the previous view)

Monty: "Hey, where are we?"

(Plucky gasps, then gulps)

Plucky: "This looks like..."

(Before Plucky can say it, possibly due to the censors, the camera cuts to a zoomed-out view as Mr. Scratch is standing on the left side of the screen, holding a pitchfork in his right hand)

Mr. Scratch: "That's right, Mr. Webfoot." (as he removes his hat with his left hand and bows before them with it) "Sooner or later, most lawyers wind up here."

(Mr. Scratch laughs evilly as a rimshot plays. The camera cuts back to the previous view, focusing on Monty and Plucky as they jump over Mr. Scratch's pitchfork, which he tries to poke them with. They scream in fear, then the camera cuts back to the previous view as they run away. Mr. Scratch unzips himself, revealing him to be a disguised Babs, who the camera zooms in on)

Babs (to the viewers): "Ain't I a devil?"

(The screen irises out on her, ending the sketch)

Hold That Duck

(The sketch begins with a close-up of a painting of Buster and Plucky underneath the sketch's title. The camera zooms out, revealing Babs standing next to the painting)

Babs (Rod Serling voice): "in our next story,"

(Babs spins like Taz the Tasmanian Devil. When she stops, she is dressed like Gene Shalit)

Babs (imitating Gene Shalit): "These grand old funny men find surrounded by mad cat monsters and comical creatures in the classic, Hold that Duck!"

(The camera zooms out, revealing Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert behind her. She turns to face them, and they both give her a thumbs-down with their left hands. A rope suddenly appears in front of Babs. She pulls it, and opens a trap door, which Siskel and Ebert fall through. The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view)

Babs: "Everyone's a critic."

(The screen fades to black, then to the next scene, which takes place outside a mansion on a spooky night. The entire sketch is done in black and white. The silhouettes of Buster and Plucky run out of the mansion, being chased by a cute-looking Ghost. The camera focuses on them as the Ghost chases them. When they run offscreen, the Ghost turns into the words, Buster Bunny and Plucky Duck in.... The silhouettes of Buster and Plucky run back in and look around. The words turn back into the Ghost, which Buster and Plucky's silhouettes stare at and run offscreen. The Ghost then turns into the words, Hold That Duck. The screen fades to black, then to the next scene, where a horse-drawn carriage is seen going across a forest path on a foggy night. The camera focuses on the carriage, then cuts to an opposing view of Buster and Plucky, who are dressed like William "Bud" Abbot and Lou Costello, respectively. Plucky is adjusting his tie.)

Buster: "Who'd have thunk a cluck like you ever inherit a mansion?"

(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of Plucky)

Plucky: "Well, I guess my dear old uncle Mortimer had a soft spot for me."

(The camera cuts back to the previous view)

Buster: "Yeah, a soft spot in his head."

Plucky (as he stands up): "Is that any way to talk to the new Lord of Horsehead Manor?"

Buster (as he removes his hat with his left hand and smacks Plucky on the back with it): "Ah, sit down! What's wrong with you?"

(Plucky sits back down. The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view)

Plucky: "Excuse me? Oh, Villager?"

(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of the villager, who turns his head to face Plucky. He is very ugly)

Villager: "Aye?"

(The camera cuts to a side view of Plucky)

Plucky: "Oooh!"

(Plucky runs over to Buster and removes his hat)

Plucky (as he points to his left eye with his left hand): "Eye."

(The camera cuts to a normal view of Buster and Plucky together)

Buster (as he takes his hat back with his left arm): "Oh, now, stop it!"

(Buster puts his hat back on his head. The camera cuts to an opposing view of the villager)

Buster: "When are we gonna get to Horsehead Manor?"

Villager: "We're there!"

(The Villager stops the horse. The camera cuts to an opposing zoomed-out view of the garage of Horsehead Manor. Thunder booms and lightning flashes, then the camera cuts to a view of Plucky)

Plucky (as he points to the garage of Horsehead Manor with his left arm): "That... that... that's my house?"

Villager (as he appears onscreen next to Plucky): "No, that's the garage!" (as the camera zooms out on him as he points to Horsehead Manor with his right arm) "That's your house!"

(Plucky shudders in fear. Thunder booms and lightning flashes. The camera cuts back to the previous view as the camera moves to the right side of the screen, until it reaches Horsehead Manor. Thunder booms and lightning flashes again, then the camera cuts to a view of Buster and Plucky together)

Plucky: "Ohhhh!"

(Plucky faints, then ducks and pulls his hat over his head. He runs offscreen, but Buster uses his right arm to grab him and pull him back. He then removes his hat with his left hand and uses it to smack Plucky on the back)

Buster (as he puts his hat back on his head): "Pull yourself together, for crying out loud!"

(The camera cuts to a view of Horsehead Manor in the distance as the carriage stops just outside it)

Villager: "This is as far as I go, says I."

(The camera cuts to an opposing view of Buster and Plucky together)

Buster: "Why won't you take us to the door?"

(The camera cuts to a view of Plucky's backside as the Villager appears next to him and zooms out)

Villager: "Things."

(Plucky loses his balance and falls over. Thunder booms and lightning flashes)

Plucky: "Things?"

(Thunder booms and lightning flashes)

Villager: "Things."

(Thunder booms and lightning flashes again. The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of Plucky)

Plucky: "Things."

(The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view. Thunder booms and lightning flashes again. This time, the lightning strikes Plucky)

Plucky (as he flies off the cart): "Yeow!"

(Buster jumps out of the cart, carrying a suitcase in each hand. The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of him as he walks towards the horse. He sets the suitcases down, then reaches into his coat's right pocket with his right hand)

Buster (as he pulls out a coin and tosses it to the Villager): "Here's two bits. Get yourself a haircut."

(The camera cuts to a view of the coin, focusing on it as it flies towards the Villager. He catches it in his right hand, then looks at it. He removes his hat with his left hand, revealing his hair to be a wig and him to be bald underneath it)

Villager: "Thanks. I will."

(The camera cuts to an opposing view of Buster and Plucky, who both stare in surprise. They turn their heads to face each other, then the screen transitions to a view outside Horsehead Manor as Buster walks up the porch and goes inside. Plucky is facing opposite him)

Plucky: "Hmmm hmmm. Things."

(Thunder booms and lightning flashes. Plucky moves to his left to avoid being shocked by the lightning, which seems to work. The camera then cuts to a zoomed-in view of him as he runs up to where he was previously standing. He blows a raspberry)

Plucky: "Nyeah nyeah nyeah nyeah..."

(Before he can finish, thunder booms and lightning flashes again, striking him. He is now scorched)

Plucky (wearily): "Nyeah."

(Buster reaches from offscreen with his right arm and grabs Plucky)

Plucky: "Aaah!"

(Plucky tries to run away, but to no avail, as Buster is holding him back)

Buster (heard offscreen): "Aw, come on."

(Buster pulls Plucky away. The camera cuts to a view inside the mansion as Buster opens the door. He and Plucky walk inside. The door closes and Plucky stares in shock. The camera moves up to the skylight as thunder booms and lightning flashes. It then cuts to a view of a nervous Plucky and an unfased Buster, followed by an opposing view as thunder continues booming and lightning continues flashing. It then cuts to another opposing view as Buster reaches for the light switch on the wall with his right arm. He moves it up and down, only to find out it doesn't work)

Buster: "Lights don't seem to work." (as the camera cuts to a view of Plucky's backside and he points to him with his left arm) "You stay here, I'll go find the fusebox."

(The camera cuts to a view of Buster and Plucky together as the former prepares to walk away. He stops when he hears Plucky)

Plucky: "Buster..."

Buster: "What is it?"

Plucky (as he runs up to Buster and clutches him): "Don't leave me."

Buster (as he pushes Plucky away): "Oh, quit blubberin'! You're fine! If you need me, just holler, 'Oh, Buster!'"

Plucky: "Oh Buster."

Buster: "Right."

(Buster pats Plucky on the back with his left arm and prepares to walk away)

Plucky: "Oh, Buster!"

(Buster stops when he hears Plucky. The camera cuts to a side view of Buster and Plucky as the former runs up to the latter, removes his hat with his left hand and slaps the latter on the back with it)

Buster (as he puts his hat back on his head): "Snap out of it! Behave yourself!"

(Buster walks away. The camera cuts to an opposing view and zooms in on Plucky. Thunder booms and lightning flashes, and Plucky nervously backs up towards a suit of knight's armor, which is holding an axe in its left hand. Plucky backs into the axe, then whimpers, turns around, and stares at the suit of armor. The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view of the knight's armor as thunder booms and lightning flashes. It then cuts back to the previous view as Plucky removes his hat with his right hand and knocks on the armor with the left. He wipes the sweat off his head with the same hand and places his hat on the axe. This causes the arm to move down. The camera cuts back to the previous view as the bookcase next to the suit of armor spins, revealing a Frankenstein monster on the other side. Plucky turns to see the monster, then thunder booms and lightning flashes. The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of Plucky and the Frankenstein monster as the former nervously chatters his teeth and the latter groans and turns his head towards the former. Thunder booms and lightning flashes again as Plucky forms his head to look like the The Scream painting)

Plucky: "Oh, Buster! Oh, Buster! Oh, Buster!"

(The camera cuts back to the previous view)

Plucky: "Oh, Buster!"

(Plucky picks up his hat with his left hand, which causes the arm of the suit of armor to go back up. Plucky runs around in circles as the bookcase turns back to the way it was before. Buster walks in. Plucky then runs into him)

Buster: "What? What is it?"

(The camera cuts to a view of Buster's backside as Plucky points to him with his right arm)

Plucky: "There was a... I... mmm... big... oooh... big... ooh... Monster..." (as he pulls his neck to form the bolts on the Frankenstein monster's neck) "With the things in his head, and with the... with the..." (groaning as he imitates the Frankenstein Monster's walk) "And... and the... oh, arms! Oh, huge monster, oh!"

(The camera cuts to a side view of Buster and Plucky as the former removes his hat with his left arm and slaps the latter on the back with it)

Buster: "Calm down! What's wrong with you?"

(Buster puts his hat back on his head as Plucky points to the bookcase with his right arm)

Plucky: "I tell you, there was a big monster!"

(The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view)

Buster: "Oh, stop it! You're imagining things. Now, I'll be right back."

(Buster walks away. The camera cuts to a view of Plucky trembling in front of a chair with skulls on the armposts. Plucky backs up into the chair and pushes on the skulls. The doors open on the back of a chair and a bat flies out. The bat transforms into a vampire, which reaches for Plucky with its left arm. Plucky waves to the vampire, then the camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of him as he suddenly stares in realization)

Plucky (wheezing): "Oh, Buster! Oh, Buster!" (wearily) "Buster!"

(Plucky puts the fingers from his right hand in his mouth and tries to whistle with them, but only blows a raspberry. He wheezes, then tries whistling again the same way, to no avail)

Plucky: "Oh, Buster! Oh, Buster! Buster!"

(The camera cuts back to the previous view. Plucky runs off the chair and lets go of the skulls. The vampire turns back into a bat and goes back into the chair as the doors close)

Plucky: "Buster! Buster!"

(Plucky's face fills the screen. The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view as Buster walks in)

Buster: "What what what? What is it?"

Plucky (as he runs toward Buster and clutches him, causing his hat to fall off): "Buster!" (as he pushes Buster's head back and forth) "Buster!"

(Buster pushes Plucky off. Plucky then picks up Buster's hat, which Buster grabs with his left hand and slaps Plucky with it)

Buster (as he puts his hat back on his head): "I'm right here! Snap out of it!"

(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of Plucky)

Plucky: "There was the..." (groaning nervously as he points to the left side of the screen with his right hand) "The chair! The big... oh, the big... oooh! and the..." (growling like a monster) "And the... and the cape! With the..."

(Plucky growls as he hides his face behind his coat with his left arm and reaches with his right. Buster slaps Plucky with his hat from offscreen. He then reaches towards Plucky with his right arm and grabs him. The camera cuts back to the previous view)

Buster: "Now, listen. If you don't stop imaginin' these crazy things, I'll take you to a doctor to have your head examined!"

(The camera cuts to a view of Buster's backside as Plucky backs away. He is now on his knees)

Plucky: "But I'm telling you, I..."

(The camera cuts to an opposing view as Buster points to Plucky with his left hand)

Buster: "You're telling me a lot of phoney-baloney! Now calm down and wait here!"

(Buster walks away)

Plucky: "Oh, Buster!"

(Buster runs in. He removes his hat with his left hand and smacks Plucky with it)

Buster (as he puts his hat back on): "Cut it out, I tell you!"

(Buster walks away)

Plucky (nervously): "Oh, Buster!"

(The camera cuts to a zoomed-out overhead view of Plucky. He gets up and turns around, then the camera cuts to a view of the chair, then back to the previous view as Plucky looks over to the bookcase. The camera then cuts to a view of the bookcase, followed by a view of the stairs as Plucky nervously backs towards them. It then cuts to a zoomed-in view as he rests his right arm on the horse post, causing it to move down. The camera cuts back to the previous view as the stairs suddenly turn into a slide. It then cuts to a side view as the stairs open, revealing a werewolf monster behind them, then back to the previous view as the werewolf monster walks up to Plucky and growls at him. Plucky turns around, then stares in shock and backs away as the werewolf monster follows him)

Plucky: "Oh, Buster! Oh, Buster!"

(Plucky runs away just before the werewolf monster can grab him. The camera cuts to a view of a box on a stand. Plucky runs into the wall behind it and spins it around. He then jumps out of it)

Plucky: "Aaah!"

(A mummy jumps out from behind the wall. It groans, and Plucky turns to face it and stares in shock. He then turns back around and prepares to run)

Plucky: "OH, BUSTER! AAAH!"

(Plucky runs offscreen. The camera cuts to various views of him as he runs across the mansion)

Plucky: "BUSTER! BUSTER! BUSTER!

(A wolf runs out of the cuckoo clock. The camera then cuts to a view of the bookcase as Plucky runs through the axe, causing the bookcase to spin again, exposing the Frankenstein monster)

Plucky: "OH, BUSTER! OH, BUSTER!"

(The camera cuts to a view of the chair as Plucky runs past it, stepping on the skull)

Plucky: "OH, BUSTER! OH, BUSTER!"

(The camera zooms in on the chair as the doors open and the vampire jumps out. It then cuts to an overhead view of Plucky surrounded by the monsters, followed by a zoomed-in view of him as he gets down on his knees and prays incoherently)

Plucky: "BUSTER!" (praying incoherently) "BUSTER!"

(Buster turns the light on. The camera cuts back to the previous view as the monsters see the light and all run back to their hiding places)

Buster (heard offscreen): "I fixed the lights!"

(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view as Plucky trembles and Buster walks up to him. He taps him on the head with his left hand)

Plucky: "AAAH! Oooh."

(Plucky pants heavily. Buster removes his hat with his left hand and slaps Plucky on the back with it)

Buster (as he puts his hat back on): "Cut that out! What are you doin' up here?"

(The camera cuts to a view of Buster's backside)

Plucky: "They... Uh, I... they... Oooh! Monsters! Monsters! Oh, with the wolf! Oh, and his hair! And the cape! Oh, can't forget the cape!" (as he spins like Taz the Tasmanian Devil) "And, all wrapped up! Ooh, the mummy! And..."

(Plucky acts like a werewolf. The camera cuts to an opposing view as once again, Buster removes his hat with his left hand and smacks Plucky with it)

Buster (as he puts his hat back on): "Pull yourself together!"

(The camera cuts back to the previous view as Buster turns away from Plucky)

Plucky: "Aren't you scared of monsters?"

(The camera cuts to a side view of Buster as he walks up to a bust resembling the The Thinker statue. Plucky follows behind him)

Buster: "Of course not, no!"

(The camera cuts to a view of Plucky's backside as Buster puts his left arm on the bust's right. This causes the arm to move down, causing the wall behind them to go up. Buster and Plucky walk up to the doorway, then the camera cuts to an opposing view of them, as now they both have horrified expressions on their faces. It then cuts to an opposing view, revealing Elmyra to be hidden behind the door)

Elmyra: "Hi, cuties!"

(Buster and Plucky stare at each other in shock as Elmyra walks up to them and is about to grab them. The camera zooms out on them)

Buster and Plucky: "Aaaah!"

(Buster and Plucky run offscreen. The camera cuts to a view of the door as they run right through it, breaking it to pieces. It then cuts to a view outside the doorway as they run down the path)

Buster and Plucky: "Aaaah!"

(The Frankenstein monster, vampire, wolf, werewolf monster, and Mummy all appear to watch Buster and Plucky run away. The camera cuts to an opposing view, revealing Elmyra in front of them)

Monsters: "You're good."

(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of Elmyra)

Elmyra: "It's my 'Specialitay'. Hee hee hee!"

(The camera cuts to a view of Buster and Plucky, focusing on them as they continue to run down the path)

Plucky: "The next time I say what I saw, you'll see what I said that I saw that I saw what I said!"

Buster: "All right!"

(Buster and Plucky run past the moon as the words, THE END appear on it. The screen irises out on it, ending the sketch)

Night of the Living Dull

(The sketch begins with a view of a frightened Gogo Dodo. He gulps, then the words, BEYOND FEAR appear in front of him)

Announcer: "Beyond fear..."

(The camera cuts to a view of a frightened Sphinx and zooms in on her as the words, BEYOND TERROR appear in front of her)

Announcer: "Beyond terror..."

(The camera cuts to a view of a pile of money as a pair of hands pulls it away, leaving only a single coin spinning. The words, BEYOND OUR BUDGET appear onscreen)

Announcer: "Beyond our budget!"

(The single coin stops spinning and falls over. The words, BEYOND OUR BUDGET disappear, then the camera cuts to a view of a field on a spooky night, moving from the right side of the screen to the left)

Announcer: "What began as an innocent day in the country, became a night of horror for the Wackyland Gang!"

(Gogo Dodo and his friends run in fear onscreen, and the camera suddenly focuses on them as they run screaming in fear. Besides him and Sphinx, the Wackyland Gang also includes The Elephant from the episode, Elephant Issues, Pen Pal and Private Eye from the episode, Her Wacky Highness, and an anthropomorphic plunger. The camera cuts to a view of a haunted mansion in the distance as Gogo and his friends run towards it, screaming in fear. It then cuts to a view of the mansion's porch as Gogo pulls on the door, opening it, and allowing his friends to run inside. He looks to the left side of the screen, and the camera cuts to an opposing view, revealing the silhouettes of what appear to be zombies groaning as they approach Gogo. The camera then cuts to an opposing zoomed-in view as Gogo suddenly stares in shock)

Gogo: "Aaaah!"

(The camera cuts to an opposing view, revealing the alleged Zombies to really be dealers and advertisers)

Car Insurance Man: "Are you paying too much for car insurance?"

Bowler (as he appears onscreen, holding a bowling ball in his right hand): "Hey, who's up for bowling?"

Grandma (as she suddenly appears onscreen, holding a wallet with pictures of her grandchildren in her right hand): "Wanna see pictures of my grandchildren?"

Announcer (as the words, NIGHT OF THE LIVING DULL appear onscreen): "Night of the Living Dull!"

(The camera cuts back to the previous view as Gogo runs inside and shuts the door. It then cuts to a view of Gogo inside the haunted mansion. A dealer opens the door, holding a wad of cash in his left hand)

Dealer: "I can show you how to make lots of money just by placing tiny classified ads in newspapers from your apartment."

(Gogo tries to push the door shut, but to no avail. The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view as he pulls out a mallet and prepares to whack the Dealer with it)

Gogo: "Scram!"

Dealer (as Gogo whacks The Dealer's left foot with his mallet): "Ow!"

(Gogo opens the door, revealing the Dealer to be jumping up and down and holding his left foot in pain. He slams the door shut, then the camera cuts to an overhead view of Sphinx as she backs towards a window. It then cuts to a zoomed-in view of her as a hand reaches out from the window and grabs her by her right arm. She turns around)

Sphinx: "Aaah!"

(The camera zooms out, revealing the hand to belong to a dietician, who is holding a can in his right hand)

Dietician: "Lose weight, ask me how."

(Gogo runs in and smacks the Dietician's left hand, releasing Sphinx's right arm. He then snatches the can from the Dietician's right hand and shoves it in the Dietician's mouth. The camera cuts to a close-up of the dietician's face as the shade in front of him drops down, then it cuts to an opposing view of Gogo as he points to the back door with his left arm)

Gogo: "Quick, out the back!"

(Gogo runs towards the right side of the screen. The camera cuts to a view of the back door as he runs up to it and pulls it open. Private Eye, Pen Pal, and the Plunger all run up to it as well. The camera then cuts to an underhead view of the World's Biggest Tiny Toon Fan, an overweight nerd wearing a T-Shirt that says, WORLD'S BIGGEST TINY TOON FAN.)

World's Biggest Tiny Toon Fan: "In the cartoon, The Amazing Three, there was a slight flutter on Fifi's face in scene C43, and I wanted to know if that was a deliberate in-joke, or just a mistake. And when is Fifi gonna get her own series?" (The camera cuts to an opposing view as Gogo, Sphinx, The Elephant, Pen Pal, Private Eye, and The Plunger all stare and scream in fear)

Gogo, Sphinx, Elephant, Pen Pal, Private Eye, and Plunger: "Aaaah!"

(The camera cuts to a side view of The World's Biggest Tiny Toon Fan as Gogo, Sphinx, The Elephant, Pen Pal, Private Eye, and the Plunger all run over him in fear. It then cuts to a view outisde the mansion, focusing on Gogo and his friends as they all run away)

Announcer: "Night of the Living Dull. Be afraid, be very afraid!"

(The World's Biggest Tiny Toon Fan appears on the left side of the screen, holding a videotape in his right hand)

World's Biggest Tiny Toon Fan: "Hey, come back! I have Willow on tape!"

(The screen fades to black, ending the sketch)

Frankenmyra and Dizzygor

(The sketch begins with a view of Babs in the hallway, standing next to an abstract painting of Dizzy Devil and Elmyra Duff)

Babs (Rod Serling Voice): "Squint your eyes, and look closer."

(Babs spins like Taz the Tasmanian Devil. When she stops, she is dressed like Marlon Brando, and leaning in a spinning chair)

Babs (Marlon Brando voice): "Yes, the intrinsic perplexity of this order demands an analysis; the painting, Frankenmyra." (as the camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of her) "A myth, a legend, or simply the... horrible naked truth?"

(The camera cuts to a view of a Jeopardy-esque podium as Babs, dressed in her normal attire, runs up to it, and presses the buzzer)

Babs: "I'll take Horrible Naked Truth for 500!"

(The screen fades to black, then to the next scene, which is outside a haunted castle on a spooky night. Thunder booms and lightning flashes. The camera zooms in on the cemetary next to it, then the screen transitions to a view inside as the camera moves from the left side of the screen to the right. Thunder booms and lightning flashes again as Dizzy Devil, dressed in a cloak, is pulling a cart with a coffin inside, up the hill. The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view as Elmyra, also dressed in a cloak, is pushing the other end. She stops as thunder booms and lightning flashes again)

Elmyra (in a sinister voice): "Finally, I, Dr. Frankenmyra, have all the parts I need to create my creature." (in her normal voice as the camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of her) "The world's most perfect pet!"

(Elmyra laughs wickedly as she reveals her face. Thunder booms and lightning flashes, then the camera cuts to a close-up of her face. It then cuts to a zoomed-out view of her on the left side of the screen and Dizzy on the right. Dizzy is now dressed like Igor, and holding a cane in his left hand)

Elmyra: "And I'm gonna hug him and squeeze him and love him into teeny little pieces!"

(Dizzy walks up to Elmyra, this time holding the cane in his right hand. The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of Elmyra)

Elmyra: "Cause' he'll be the most bestest pet ever!!"

(Elmyra laughs wickedly again. The camera cuts to a view of Dizzy, who gives a big grin, then laughs wickedly himself. It then cuts back to Elmyra, who is not amused, and reaches offscreen with her right hand and pulls out a shovel. The camera cuts back to Dizzy, who continues laughing, until Elmyra whacks him with her shovel. Dizzy, who now has hypnotic eyes, stumbles. The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view of him and Elmyra)

Elmyra: "Pull, Dizzygor, pull!"

(The camera cuts to a view of the castle as Dizzy pulls the cart towards it, with Elmyra pushing from behind. Thunder booms and lightning flashes as the camera zooms in on the castle, then the screen transitions to a view outside the doors as Elmyra and Dizzy carry the coffin inside. The door closes behind them, and thunder booms and lightning flashes again. The camera then cuts to a view of Elmyra, now dressed in a lab coat, at a computer. She turns to face the viewers)

Elmyra: "They said it couldn't be done. The fools! They called me mad!" (as the camera cuts to an overhead view of her and zooms out, revealing a table with a white cloth in front of her) "Mad, do you hear?!"

(Elmyra laughs wickedly as she runs down to the table. The camera cuts to an overhead view of the table as Dizzy is seen looking at it. Elmyra runs up to him)

Elmyra: "My ultimate petsy-wetsy is almost complete!" (as the camera cuts to a view of her and Dizzy) "All that's missing is..." (as the camera cuts to a close-up of her face) "The bwain!" (as the camera cuts back to the previous view) "Dizzygor, give me the bwain!"

(Elmyra holds out her left hand as Dizzy pulls out a jar with his right hand. He opens the jar with his left and empties it as Elmyra holds out her right hand next to her left. The Brain, of Pinky and the Brain fame, lands in her hands. The camera cuts to a view of him as he, unamused, talks to Elmyra)

The Brain: "The obvious nature of this pun belittles us all."

(The camera cuts back to the previous view)

Elmyra: "Oooh!" (as she swings The Brain by his tail with her left hand) "I'll play with you later!"

(Elmyra tosses The Brain aside. The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of her and Dizzy)

Elmyra: "Find me a real brain, the gushy, yucky kind!"

(The camera cuts to an opposing view)

Dizzy: "Okay!"

(Dizzy starts spinning. The camera cuts to a view of a cabinet with the words, SPARE PARTS written on it. Also on the cabinet are photos of Elmyra and Dizzy. Dizzy spins up to the cabinet and opens the left door)

Dizzy (as he rummages through the cabinet): "Spleen, pancreas, frozen waffles,"

(Dizzy tosses the frozen waffles aside)

Dizzy: "Nope." (as he turns to face Elmyra) "No brain."

Elmyra (heard offscreen): "Never mind!"

(The camera cuts to a view of the foot of the table. Elmyra is at the other end as the camera zooms in on her. She looks under the cloth)

Elmyra: "It's taken care of!"

(Elmyra pulls down the cloth. The camera cuts to a view outside the top of the castle and moves down to a window as thunder booms and lightning flashes. It zooms in on the window as Elmyra walks up to it. It then cuts to a zoomed-in view as she gives a sinister sneer. Thunder booms and lightning flashes again. The camera then cuts to an opposing view inside. Dizzy can be seen at the bottom of the stairs as Elmyra turns to face him)

Elmyra: "Set up the kites!"

(The camera cuts to an opposing view)

Dizzy: "Yes, Doctor."

(Dizzy turns around and runs towards the table. The camera cuts to a view of the table, focusing on Dizzy as he runs up to it and climbs up the rope next to it, until he reaches the entrance to the roof. It then cuts to a view of him on the turret of the castle as he pulls the crank to Elmyra's machine, sending the kites into the air. The camera then cuts to a view of Elmyra as she attaches electrodes to the bolts on her monster. She looks up to talk to Dizzy)

Elmyra: "Are they up?"

(Thunder booms and lightning flashes. The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view as a scorched Dizzy lands in front of the table)

Dizzy (wearily): "Uh-huh."

(The camera cuts to a view of the foot of the table as Elmyra jumps onto the table. It then cuts to a view of a spinning wheel as it charges up, then to a view of a barometer as it powers up, then has the word, EXPIRED appear on it as if it were a parking meter. It then cuts to a view of a machine that says, GUESS YOUR WEIGHT as it carges up and the arrow in it spins rapidly. The camera then cuts to an overhead view of the table. The machines around it are all charging up, then the camera focuses on the table as it is lifted)

Elmyra: "Excellente!"

(The camera cuts to a view of the kites floating outside the castle as thunder booms and lightning flashes again. It then cuts to an opposing view of them as lightning flashes, striking them, followed by a view of Elmyra on the table)

Elmyra: "Now, I shall unlock the secrets of eternal life!"

(Thunder booms and lightning flashes, shocking Elmyra. She falls off the table, then the camera cuts to a view of Dizzy as she lands on top of him headfirst)

Elmyra (wearily): "Which would come in real handy right about now."

(The camera zooms out as the table lowers. It then cuts to a view of the monster's right hand, zooming out as it twiches)

Elmyra (heard offscreen): "It's alive." (as she runs up to the hand) "It's alive! It's alive! It's alive! It's..." (as the hand grabs her, squeezing her) "Choking me! It's choking me!"

(The camera cuts to a side view of the table as Dizzy runs up to Elmyra and pulls on the Monster's hand, releasing Elmyra from its grasp. Elmyra lands on the floor)

Elmyra: "Oof!"

(The camera cuts to an overhead view of the table as Elmyra reaches over the cloth. It then cuts to a zoomed-in view of the cloth as Elmyra removes it, revealing the Monster to be Gossamer. Gossamer's eyes open as thunder booms and lightning flashes. The camera then cuts to a view of Elmyra and Dizzy with shocked expressions on their faces as they back away as Gossamer looks over at them, followed by a zoomed-in view of them)

Elmyra (whispering nervously): "Careful now,"

(Gossamer steps down. The camera then cuts to a zoomed-in view of Elmyra and Dizzy as the former pulls out a dog collar and leash with her left hand)

Elmyra (whispering nervously): "Walkies." (whispering nervously as she points to the collar with her right hand) "Walkies."

(The camera cuts to an opposing view as Gossamer looks down at Dizzy and Elmyra, who stare in shock. Gossamer suddenly starts acting like Elmyra)

Gossamer: "Oooh! look at the cutie-wuties!"

(The camera cuts to a side view of Elmyra and Dizzy as Gossamer grabs the former with both his hands and pulls her away. It then cuts to a view of Gossamer as he holds Elmyra in his arms)

Gossamer: "I'm gonna love you," (as he hugs Elmyra) "And squeeze you," (as he holds her in his right hand and points to her with his left hand) "And dress you up like Heather locklear!"

(Gossamer clutches Elmyra in both his hands. The camera cuts to a view of Dizzy's backside as Gossamer runs away, carring Elmyra. It then cuts to a side view of Gossamer, who is carrying Elmyra in his right arm, focusing on him as he runs. Dizzy runs up behind him and Elmyra)

Dizzy: "Doctor, what brain you give creature?"

(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of Dizzy and Elmyra as the latter pulls up the front of her wig, revealing a scar underneath, implying she used a piece of her brain to create Gossamer)

Elmyra: "A little bit of my own. Hee hee!"

(The camera cuts to a view of a high chair as Gossamer runs up to it and puts Elmyra in it. He then ties a blue bib around her neck and pulls out a bowl of baby food in his left hand and a spoon with baby food in his right. The camera then cuts to a zoomed-in view of Elmyra and Gossamer)

Gossamer: "Open the hangar! Here comes the airplane, babykinnikins!"

(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of Elmyra as Gossamer opens her mouth with his left hand and shoves the spoon in her mouth with his right. He then pulls the spoon out and nudges Elmyra's mouth)

Gossamer: "Chew, chew, chew!"

(Elmyra gulps nervously as Gossamer nudges her mouth. The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view as Dizzy runs up to Gossamer, trying to pull him away as Gossamer continues feeding Elmyra. Gossamer kicks Dizzy away with his left foot. The camera cuts to a view of the machine as Dizzy flies into it, screaming. It then cuts to a zoomed-in view as the machine electrocutes Dizzy, who screams in pain the entire time, with hypnotic eyes. It then cuts to a view of Gossamer and Elmyra as the former is holding a tube of lipstick in his right hand, preparing to put lipstick on the latter, whom he is holding down his left)

Gossamer: "Let's look all pretty-witty," (as he smothers Elmyra's lips with lipstick as the camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of her) "To go see grandma-head!"

(The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view as Gossamer runs offscreen, holding Elmyra's left arm in his right hand. He pulls her out of the high chair, causing her to leave the blue bib behind. The camera cuts to a view of the castle hallway, focusing on Gossamer as he skips across it, slamming Elmyra against the floor, much like she does to other animals)

Gossamer (singing): "Through the river and over the woods, to Grandma's house we go!"

(The camera cuts to a view of the corner in the hallway as Gossamer stops and gasps. He reaches offscreen with his left arm and picks up Dizzy)

Gossamer: "It's the big bad Mr. Wolfie head!" (as he puts down Dizzy and slams him with his fist) "Bad wolf! Bad, bad, bad!"

(Gossamer picks up Dizzy and tosses him aside. The camera cuts to a view of the machine as Dizzy flies into it again. It then cuts to a zoomed-in view as once again, the machine electrocutes Dizzy, who has hypnotic eyes, and is screaming in pain the entire time. The camera then cuts to a view of the bottom of the machine as a scorched Dizzy slides down it, then zooms out as Gossamer skips up to him. He gasps, then the camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of him as he grabs Elmyra with his left hand)

Gossamer: "Look, nursie-wursie!" (as he imitates Elmyra and holds her by the top of her head with his right hand) "What fun, doctor! A patient!" (in his normal voice) "Fuzzy wuzzy needs help!" (as he imitates Elmyra) "I'll go wash up!"

(The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view as Gossamer grabs Elmyra with his right hand and tosses her aside. It then cuts to a view of a washtub with a wringer over it as Elmyra lands in the washtub. It then cuts to a zoomed-in view of the washtub as she spins around in it, followed by a view of the table as Gossamer carries Dizzy over to it and places him down on it)

Gossamer: "I'm gonna make you all better, and oh, so smarty-warty pantsy-wantsykins!"

(The camera cuts to an opposing view as the machine powers up. Gossamer runs up to the wheel and spins it, causing the bed to fly up to the roof. The camera then cuts to an underhead view of the table as the bed slams against the roof, then it cuts to an overhead view of Gossamer)

Gossamer: "Oops."

(The camera cuts to a view of Elmyra, who is still spinning in the washtub, and gurgling. She tries to get out, but to no avail, as she can't stop spinning. The camera then cuts to a view of Gossamer, then zooms out, revealing a lever above him. Gossamer pulls the lever, then the camera cuts to an underhead view of the table, followed by a view of Gossamer as he spins the wheel, then back to the table as it goes through the entrance to the roof. Thunder booms and lightning flashes, striking Dizzy, who screams in pain the entire time. The camera cuts to a view of Elmyra, still spinning in the washtub. She suddenly stops as Gossamer walks down to her. The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of her as bubbles emit from her. Gossamer walks up to her, then the camera cuts to a further-zoomed-in view as Gossamer picks up the wet Elmyra with his right hand. He pushes her through the wringer, flattening her. The camera then cuts back to the previous view as he waves her, restoring her back to normal. He walks away, carrying her, then the camera cuts to a view of the machine as he sets her down under where the table would be. He runs up to the wheel and spins it really fast, causing the table to fall down on Elmyra, flattening her. The camera then cuts to an opposing view as Gossamer runs up to the flattened Elmyra's left hand, which is sticking out from under the table. He grabs it with his left hand, then the camera cuts to a zoomed-out view as he pulls her out from under the table, then drops her. Elmyra stumbles back, groaning. The camera then cuts to a zoomed-in view of her and Gossamer. Gossamer squeezes her lips with his right hand, then turns her around with his, and walks offscreen. The camera then cuts to an overhead view of Dizzy as Gossamer looks down at him and he suddenly opens his eyes. Like Gossamer, he starts acting like Elmyra, too)

Dizzy: "You cute and cuddle-kins! Gonna hug you!"

(The camera cuts to an opposing view of Gossamer as Elmyra walks up to him)

Elmyra: "What brain did you use?"

(Gossamer pulls up the hair on his head, revealing a scar underneath, implying he used part of his brain, which was part of Elmyra's in the first place. The camera cuts to an opposing view as Gossamer and Dizzy both look down at Elmyra. She turns to face the viewers, with a shocked expression on her face. The camera zooms in on her, then cuts to a view outside the castle and zooms out on it)

Elmyra (heard offscreen): "I've created a monster!"

(Thunder booms and lightning flashes. The screen fades to black, ending the sketch)

A Gremlin On a Wing

(The sketch begins with a view of Babs standing next to a painting of an airplane flying into a cloud that resembles a skull)

Babs (Rod Serling voice): "An airplane. A fairly tame type of transport. Unless you consider your flight attendant."

(Babs spins like Taz the Tasmanian Devil. The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of her, and when she stops, she is dressed like a flight attendant)

Babs: "Today's movie is Hocus Pocus. Ha ha. It's really good. Ha ha." (as she pulls out a pair of headphones with her left arm) "Headphones, twenty bucks. Ha ha."

(Babs tosses the headphones aside and spins like Taz the Tasmanian Devil. When she stops, she is back in her Rod Serling attire)

Babs (Rod Serling voice): "Or the person sitting next to you."

(Babs spins like Taz the Tasmanian Devil again. When she stops, she is dressed ln a purple blouse and a yellow bandana. She has a pair of red glasses in her lap, and is sitting in an airplane seat)

Babs: "Boy, oh boy, nothing like airplane food, huh?" (belches) "Wanna see my scar?"

(Babs spins like Taz the Tasmanian Devil again. When she stops, she is back in her Rod Serling attire)

Babs (Rod Serling voice): "No. Nothing scary there. Unless your luggage gets lost. Or you can't remember where you parked your Hyundai." (In her normal voice) "Or you get stuck in airport traffic!" (panicked laugh, then back to her Rod Serling voice) "But fear not, for all we've got is a Gremlin on a wing."

(The camera moves to the left side of the screen, until it reaches the painting. The screen fades to black, then to the next scene, where an airplane is flying on a dark and stormy night. Thunder booms and lightning flashes)

Plucky (heard offscreen, imitating Captain Kirk): "Plucky's log, Earth date; October 31. Hamton and I en route to our destination," (as thunder booms and lightning flashes and the camera zooms in on the plane) "Seem to have encountered an electrical storm."

(The screen transitions to a view inside the plane. Many of the passengers have fallen asleep, including one in a sailor suit and an overweight balding man with white hair)

Plucky (heard offscreen, imitating Captain Kirk as the camera moves to the right side of the screen): "I have taken it upon myself to reassure and comfort the tender lad, for he has not the brain, nor the courage upon such as I."

(The camera stops when it reaches Plucky and Hamton and zooms in on them, revealing that is not the case. Hamton is calm, taking a nap, and looking through a book, while Plucky is nervously chattering his teeth. The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of them as thunder booms and lightning flashes. Plucky stares in shock and pulls the back of the chair over his body like a blanket)

Hamton (as he puts his book away): "Don't worry, Plucky. Flying is 70% safer than driving, 45% safer than sitting on a pile of scorpions, and it's 5% safer than swallowing a tarantula."

(As Hamton is talking, Plucky nervously scratches the armrests of the chair he is sitting in. He then pulls them over his head. The camera cuts to a view underneath the armrests, where all that can be seen are Plucky's eyes. Plucky looks to his right, then to his left, then pulls the armrests back down)

Plucky (imitating Captain Kirk): "You're so right, Hambones. This craft, this beautiful ship, is our lady, and we love her."

(The camera cuts back to the previous view)

Hamton: "Uh, yes." (as he pulls out a yellow nightcap with his right arm and puts it on his head) "Well, I'll just try to catch 40 winks. Good night, Plucky!"

(Hamton rests his head on the pillow behind him)

Plucky (imitating Captain Kirk): "Good night, Hamton. Sleep long and prosper."

Hamton (as he pulls out a pink and white checkered blanket with his left arms and puts it over his body): "Uh, whatever."

(Hamton falls asleep, snoring)

Plucky (imitating Captain Kirk): "Hamton is so right. To be scared would be foolish, unmanly, and illogical." (As the camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of the window to his left as a Gremlin lands on the wing) "Now is the time to relax. Unwind." (as the Gremlin pulls out a jackhammer with his left arm) "To loosen up." (as the Gremlin uses the jackhammer on the wing) "To watch the little green Gremlin on the wing destroying the #4 engine."

(Plucky closes his eyes. He suddenly opens his right one as he realizes what he just said. He then opens the left one in shock)

Plucky: "What?!"

(Plucky looks out the window and sees the Gremling using his jackhammer on the wing of the plane. The camera cuts to an opposing view and zooms out, revealing the Gremlin is now using a chainsaw, which slices open the engine. It then cuts to a zoomed-in view of Plucky as he nervously looks out the window, then back to the previous view as the Gremlin tosses the chainsaw aside and dusts his hands off, followed by a view inside the plane of Plucky nervously sitting back down on the seat behind him. His hands turn a pale shade of green, then the camera zooms in on his face, revealing his eyes to be bloodshot. He nervously winks his left eye, then the camera cuts to a side view of Plucky)

Plucky: "There are no such things as Gremlins!"

(The Gremlin walks up to the window to talk to Plucky)

Gremlin: "Heh heh. Now, I wouldn't say that!"

(Plucky stares in shock. He turns to look out the window just as the Gremlin ducks back down. The camera cuts to an opposing view of the wing of the plane. The gremlin ties a white bib around his neck and a knife and fork are in front of him, and salt and pepper shakers and a bottle of ketchup are to his left. He picks up the salt and pepper shakers and shakes them to pour the salt and pepper on the wing of the plane. He puts the shakers back down, then picks up the knife and fork. He uses the knife to slice a piece of the wing and the fork to carry the piece to his mouth. As he eats the piece, electrical sparks emit from the wing. The Gremlin swallows the piece of the plane, then the camera cuts to an opposing view of Plucky and Hamton inside the plane. Plucky looks at Hamton, then at the Gremlin as he continues eating the wing of the plane, then back to Hamton again)

Plucky: "Hamton, look!" (as he points to the Gremlin with his left arm) "There's a Gre... a g-g-grem... A G-gremlin eating the engine!"

(Hamton stretches and yawns)

Hamton (as he fluffs his pillow with his left hand): "Don't worry, Plucky, Gremlins don't eat much gas. They're a lot like pintos."

(Hamton rests his head back down on the pillow, causing feathers to fly out of it. He goes back to sleep)

Plucky: "I'm not talking about a cheap compact car! There's a little green man out there!"

(Plucky nervously looks at the Gremlin on the wing, then to Hamton. He then looks up. The camera cuts to an overhead view of him and zooms out, revealing a big, red button above Plucky)

Plucky: "Aaaah!" (as he reaches for the button with his right arm and presses it) "Human, come, quickly, help!

(The camera cuts to a view of the backside of Uhura, the flight attendant, who is carrying a purple tray in her left arm as she walks past the other sleeping passengers. When she hears the bell ding, she turns around. The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of her face as she gives an annoyed look, then back to the previous view as she walks towards Plucky and Hamton. The camera then cuts to a view of Plucky and Hamton as Uhura arrives, carrying the tray in both her hands)

Uhura: "How may I help you?"

Plucky (as he points to the window with his left arm): "There's a little green man on the wing! Look!"

(The camera cuts to an opposing view and zooms in on the window, revealing the Gremlin is no longer on the wing. It then cuts to a zoomed-out view as Plucky nervously looks at Uhura)

Plucky (imitating Captain Kirk): "But... he was there!" (as the camera cuts to an opposing view) "Just... a second ago!"

Uhura: "Do we need something to calm our little selves down?"

(Uhura lifts the tray over her head, ready to hit Plucky on the head with it)

Plucky: "No! Wait, I..."

(Before Plucky can finish, Uhura hits him on the head with her tray. Little spaceships resembling the Starship Enterprise fly in circles around Plucky's head)

Plucky (wearily): "Beam me up, Scotty!"

(The camera cuts to a side view as Plucky faints and Uhura pulls the shade over the window down. She walks away, then the camera cuts to a zoomed-in side view of the window)

Plucky (imitating Captain Kirk): "Perhaps the human is right. I'll just calm down." (in his normal voice as he gets back up and rubs his head with his left hand) "Gotta get a grip on myself." (imitating Captain Kirk as the camera zooms in on him) "There couldn't possilby be a Gremlin out there."

(Plucky closes his eyes. He then opens his left one, then his right. He reaches for the shade of the window with his left arm, pulls it back, gulps, then reaches for the shade of the window with his left arm again. He pulls up the shade, revealing the Gremlin with his face pressed against the window, whom the camera zooms in on. The camera then cuts to a view of the Gremlin outside the plane)

Gremlin: "Well, it ain't Montel Williams!"

(The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view inside the airplane as Plucky stares at the Gremlin in shock)

Plucky: "AAAAH!"

(The camera cuts to a view of Uhura's backside as she runs past the other passengers. It then cuts to an overhead view of Plucky and Hamton as the former stares in shock. Just as Uhura arrives, the Gremlin ducks back down. Uhura stares angrily at Plucky, whom the camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of)

Plucky (nervously as Uhura's shadow angrily looms over him): "But I... He... You... Who... It..."

(The camera cuts to an opposing zoomed-out view outside the airplane as the sound of Uhura beating up Plucky can be heard. It then cuts to a view of Plucky inside the plane, with a lump on his head and hypnotic eyes)

Plucky (wearily): "Warp Factor 3, Mr. Sulu!"

(The camera cuts to a view of the wing of the plane. The Gremlin hums Three Cheers for the Red, White and Blue as he ties a giant bomb to the wing. The camera zooms in on the window, revealing Plucky nervously staring out it. He bangs on the window, looks around, and bangs on the window again, then the camera cuts to a view of the Gremlin as he places sticks of dynamite around the giant bomb. He turns around and skips back to the window. The camera cuts to an opposing view inside as he looks through the window, with Plucky looking back nervously on the other side)

Plucky: "Hammy, Please, in the name of Rottenberry, Look! Quick!"

(Plucky grabs Hamton by his face and pulls him towards the window. Just as he does, the Gremlin ducks back down . Hamton grabs the right armrest of his chair and pulls himself away. As he does, the Gremlin moves back up. Plucky pulls Hamton towards the window just as the Gremlin ducks back down. This goes on and on until Hamton grabs his nightcap.)

Hamton (as he puts his nightcap back on his head): "Plucky, will you calm down?"

(Hamton picks up his pillow and blanket and goes back to sleep. Plucky looks out the window. The camera cuts to an opposing view of the wing of the plane as the Gremlin is sitting atop a huge pile of explosives. He is holding a lighter in his left hand and is trying to get it to light. The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of him as the lighter refuses to work)

Gremlin: "Oh, fiddle dee dee!"

(The camera cuts to a view of Plucky looking out the window)

Plucky (nervously imitating Captain Kirk): "Must... stop him! Must... save ship!"

(Plucky looks to his right side, then to his left, then behind him. The camera cuts to a view inside the plane and zooms in on the fire hose, which is conveniently in a case below the words, FIRE HOSE. The camera cuts to an opposing view as Plucky gasps, followed by a zoomed-out view as he runs towards the fire hose. It then cuts to an opposing view as Plucky takes the fire hose out of the case, then runs off. It then cuts back to the previous view as Plucky runs back towards the window, followed by a view of a handle under the words, EMERGENCY HATCH. Plucky pulls on the handle, then the camera cuts to an opposing view, revealing him to have sweat all over his head. He grunts and his face turns read, then the camera cuts back to the previous view as he pushes down on the handle. It then cuts to an opposing view as the window opens and he flies out)

Plucky: "AAAAH!"

(The camera cuts to a view inside the plane as the hose flies past Hamton and out the window. Then, various items, including books, newspapers, food, toilet tisse, a tractor tire, a sheep, and a toilet, follow it. The camera then cuts to a view of the passengers as more items, including a dress. and a briefcase. It then cuts to a view of Uhura, who is holding onto the seatbelt of one of the seats for her life. She is pushed away by some of the items, then the camera cuts to a view of the window as her butt suddenly plugs it up. She grunts as she pushes herself out of the window, then turns around and closes it. The camera cuts to an underhead view of the plane as Plucky runs up to the Gremlin, then to a view of the wing as Plucky as holding onto the hose for his life and aims it at the Gremlin)

Gremlin: "Excuse me, Mr. Duck, but do you have a light?"

Plucky (as he pulls out a lighter with his left hand and hands it to the Gremlin): "Why certainly. Here you go, little fellow."

Gremlin (as he grabs the lighter with his left hand): "Thank you, kind sir."

(The Gremlin puts the lighter in his left hand and opens it. This one actually does work. The camera then cuts to a zoomed-in view of Plucky)

Plucky (imitating Captain Kirk): "What a polite young Gremlin."

(Plucky suddenly stares in shock when he realizes what he's just done)

Plucky: "What am I doing?!"

(The camera cuts to a view of the Gremlin as he lights the fuse. It then cuts to a zoomed-out view as Plucky tries to aim for the fuse with his hose. When he turns the water on, it misses and the force of the water pressure wraps Plucky around the plane)

Plucky: "Whoa! Who-o-o-oa!"

(The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of Plucky wrapped in the hose. The Gremlin flies up to him)

Gremlin: "Good-bye, Mr. Duck."

(The Gremlin kisses Plucky and flies away. The camera then cuts to an opposing view and zooms in on the explosives as Plucky stares in shock, unable to defuse them and save the wing from being blown up. It thens cut back to Plucky as he grabs the hose with his teeth and aims it at the fuse, then to a zoomed-out view as the water moves down towards the fuse, which is getting closer to detonating. The camera then cuts to a side view of the fuse as the water gets closer to the fuse, then to Plucky, who is hoping he will be able to defuse the explosives in time. The camera continously cuts back and forth between the fuse and Plucky, then zooms in on Plucky's eyes, whose pupils now have fuses in them. The outcome is never seen as the screen fades to black, but the next scene, which shows an overhead view of the plane on the ground with a huge hole in the wing, implies that Plucky didn't make it. Outside the plane is an ambulance. Two workers run out of the plane, carrying Plucky on a stretcher. The camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of Plucky, wrapped in a straightjacket. Hamton suddenly appears on the left side of the screen)

Hamton: "Everyone's safe now, Plucky."

(Hamton runs offscreen as Plucky rises up)

Plucky (wearily): "I know." (as the camera cuts to a zoomed-in view of him) "But I'm the only one who knows why."

(Plucky faints. The camera cuts to an opposing view of the ambulance as the workers load Plucky into it, then zooms out, revealing Uhura watching them. She removes her head, revealing it to be mask and her to be the Gremlin in disguise the entire time. The camera zooms in on the Gremlin's head)

Gremlin: "Hmmm. Well now, I wouldn't say that!"

(The screen irises out on the Gremlin, ending the sketch)

Epilogue

(The title card for the special appears as an instrumental of the Tiny Toon Adventures Theme Song plays. Buster emerges from the rainbow logo)

Buster (singing): "Our fright night has ended,"

Babs (singing as she emerges from the logo): "We hope you found it splendid,"

(The camera cuts to a view of Elmyra in front of a blue background as she shows the viewers that her scar from the Frankenmyra and Dizzygor sketch is no longer under her wig)

Elmyra (singing): "My nasty scar has mended,"

(The camera cuts to a view of Dizzy standing atop a mountain of trick-or-treat bags, one of which is standing right beside him)

Dizzy (singing): "And me go trick or treat!"

(The camera zooms out, revealing the rest of the mountain of trick-or-treat bags. It then cuts to a view of Plucky and Hamton nervously huddling each other whilst looking at a Frankenstein monster)

Plucky and Hamton (singing nervously): "We saw lots of creatures,"

(The camera cuts to a zoomed-out view, revealing Plucky and Hamton to be standing next to a movie poster that says, NOW PLAYING EVIL VII. Buster and Babs are on the left side of the screen)

Buster and Babs (singing): "And spoofed a lot of features,"

Buster, Babs, Plucky, and Hamton (singing): "We're scarier than teachers,"

(The camera cuts to a view of a very fat Dizzy surrounded by empty trick-or-treat bags and discarded candy wrappers)

Dizzy (singing): "But me had too much to eat,"

(The camera cuts to a view of Buster and Babs surrounded by the paintings in the wraparounds)

Buster and Babs (singing): "So turn on the lights now, you'll see it's safe for you,"

(The camera zooms out. Plucky, Hamton, and Gogo appear on the left side of the screen)

Plucky, Hamton, and Gogo (singing): "No ghastly ghouls,"

(Shirley, Fifi, and Elmyra appear on the right side of the screen)

Shirley, Fifi, and Elmyra (singing): "No scary fools,"

(Babs reaches for the lightbulb's string with her right arm and pulls it. The light turns oun, revealing they are in the forest from the prologue and are surrounded by monsters)

Buster, Babs, Plucky, Hamton, Gogo, Shirley, Fifi, and Elmyra (singing as they stare in shock and run away): "Well, maybe just a few!"

(The camera cuts to a view of the tree with the Tiny Toon Adventures rainbow logo as Buster, Babs, Plucky, Hamton, Shirley, Fifi, Gogo, and Elmyra all run towards it)

Buster, Babs, Plucky, Hamton, Gogo, Shirley, Fifi, and Elmyra (singing): "We're tiny, we're toony, we're all a little looney,"

(The title card for the special drops down. Buster and Babs emerge from the rainbow logo, whilst Dizzy, Elmyra, and Plucky appear on the left side of the screen, and Hamton, Monty, Sneezer, and Gogo appear on the right)

Buster, Babs, Plucky, Hamton, Dizzy, Elmyra, Monty, Sneezer, and Gogo (singing): "It's Tiny Toon Adventures, and that's all we've got!"

(Plucky, Hamton, Dizzy, Elmyra, Monty, Sneezer, and Gogo all leave. Buster and Babs remove their costumes, revealing them to belong to two Monster actors; a green monster with four eyes and pink lips with fangs for Buster, and a blue monster with pointy ears and purple spots for Babs)

Blue Monster Actor: "Gee, those costumes sure were hot!"

(The screen fades to black, and the credits roll, playing scenes from each of the sketches)

Transcripts
Season 1 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 24 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36 | 37 | 38 | 39 | 40 | 41 | 42 | 43 | 44 | 45 | 46 | 47 | 48 | 49 | 50 | 51 | 52 | 53 | 54 | 55 | 56 | 57 | 58 | 59 | 60 | 61 | 62 | 63 | 64 | 65
Season 2 66 | 67 | 68 | 69 | 70 | 71 | 72 | 73 | 74 | 75 | 76 | 77 | 78
Season 3 79 | 80 | 81 | 82 | 83 | 84 | 85 | 86 | 87 | 88 | 89 | 90 | 91 | 92 | 93 | 94 | 95 | 96 | 97 | 98
Movies and Specials Tiny Toon Adventures: How I Spent My Vacation | Tiny Toon Adventures: Spring Break Special | Tiny Toon Adventures: Night Ghoulery

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